Stephen Harms-Varosi

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

$20 for health insurance, $600 for rent, and $0 for food per month. @McDonalds and @Visa, do I really need to get my whiteboard and break down how unrealistic this budget is?

[Dylan Ward Cunningham @theprincedylan]

Meryl Streep In Devil Wears Prada 2020 Sequel 😂😂😂

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

Ford F150 Twitter is SHAKING

[Justin Kanew @Kanew]

Maybe I’m a radical lib, but it really seems like it should be illegal to go into government buildings and intimidate legislators with assault weapons.

[shrek @ashrekjoke]

do what now?

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

Gretchen Whitmer’s job approval rating in Michigan is 63% — a 21% increase from before the pandemic.

The majority of Michigan residents stand with her, not the screaming gun-carrying protestors.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Let me be clear: I will not be making decisions based on an arbitrary timeline or political pressure. I’m not here to play games. My number one priority is the health & safety of Michiganders, and I will continue to work tirelessly to protect both lives & livelihoods.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

what if we all just told our landlords we already paid rent and they’re acting crazy. like what if we all just gaslit our landlords

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have a man

[jodie @jodieegrace]

can’t believe I ever cried over a man who only communicated with me through snapchat

[joe @joedujour]

Gays: So are you dating [insert friend’s name]?
Me: No, we’re just friends.
Gays: Great, cause I’m going to ask them out.
Me: https://t.co/U4VQrUOKcc

[Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas]

cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

[whalefact @awhalefact]

unlike chick-fil-a, whales don’t take sundays off or hate homosexuals

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

occasionally during our walks. someone will pass us. and completely ignore my human. but whisper hello to me. i really enjoy this

[Stephen Harms-Varosi @StephenVarosii]

@Lobster_Sweater Only if you share a mirror selfie on your Insta story