Chaos Emerald

If you say ~beer can~ in a British accent, it sounds like ~bacon~ in a Jamaican accent.

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[Chaos Emerald @StephyStripes]

The beginning of this novel was legitimately terrifying. As an avid horror reader, Jurassic Park is up there on my list.

[balta 🦕 @BGarcN2]

the raptor population recount scene in the novel is still, to this day, one of the most chilling things i’ve ever read

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Anyway, Im home sick from work.
Someone play Phasmophobia with me on PS.

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I will never hesitate to buy my daughter's teacher something if she's asking for support.
You need more eggs for an easter hunt? you need pencils, construction paper, glue?...I got you.
I will always support the classrooms because its not about the teacher, its about the kids.

[Chaos Emerald @StephyStripes]

@ASpookyDog Looool Im actually gonna start using this

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I turn 35 in a week and a half and I just want to know when its acceptable to start lying about your age...cause Im about there.

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@Orteeezy Im constantly reminding my kid that I was alive when youtube was invented. So I 100% understand

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My daughter doesn't know I call her "Lunabeam" because of an obsession I had with Ironman using his "unibeam" move in Marvel vs Capcom.

[Chaos Emerald @StephyStripes]

Ome time I decided to knock everything out at once. The makeup I was running low on, moisturizers, hair products.
Never again.

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@Orteeezy I watch every year and stay quiet normally, but this entire season was a shit show. Im sure she'd agree lol

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Wow wow wow.
Was not an Ace fan, but he grew on me the last few episodes and whoa.
I legitimately thought. I really did. #loveislandusa

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@Patrici81165660 @basedmarss @KUNTAKUNTY Mmm.

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"Profanily"

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@DayZ https://t.co/Z6draOOvTE

What apex predator are we going to find.....

[Chaos Emerald @StephyStripes]

I dont think said girls are mean (Cierra tho?mmm.), but to think any of them are seeing the money at the end is delusional to me, Im sorry.

[Chaos Emerald @StephyStripes]

- Olandria waited too long to let Taylor go & now she's the MOST vulnerable only a week or so before LI ends.
- Chelly & Ace couldn't close off in the name of "exploring". Now they're worse than ever, again, just before the show ends.
- Cierra uses slurs.

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@saturninterlude Stop lmao I love Olandria down, but yes. Yes this.

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I swear to god is Chelley writes a note to Huda instead of actually having that conversation.......like girl.

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@LITTNEY_HOUSTON @heyitsbemily @karxnajasmine @PLevells Check around 8:35 tomorrow, I just finished today's episode about 15 minutes ago

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Chelley not holding Ace just as accountable is WILD.
Your feelings are valid girl, but youre losing me. #loveislandusa