Laura Marlow

Love my life, my girls and a range of stuff that's probably not that interesting. All my own opinion, like it or not!

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

. @SouthernWater you need to sort out your appalling communication. This letter was put through my door and doesn't even tell me where your ' essential maintenance' will be - or why it all so suddenly urgent given all your other problems in my neighbourhood.

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

.@Fortnums terrible customer service! I've tried to connect with you via live chat, WhatsApp, phone and even X (twitter) post & DM. This has been going on for 7 days! I've just sent an email too - maybe someone will eventually respond to that.

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

. @Fortnums package due on 21st Dec is arriving today! You haven't responded to my DM's. It's a Christmas ham, I don't need it now! And it's probably ruined it's been in transit so long. Poor service!

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@Fortnums I will DM Emily @Fortnums but so far I have tried your virtual assistant who couldn't help and said they would get me a human and didn't and phoning! The chances that I'll get a reply to a DM feels slight!

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

. @Fortnums lovely store, bad customer service. Been holding for over an hour to ask why the tracking of a parcel that's 2 days late just says 'exception' and doesn't tell me when it's arriving.

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@susie_dent You nailed it!

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@realDonaldTrump Nobody in the UK refers to USA as occupied America - more lies

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@CSPScheme outrageous service! Retirees wait months for their pensions to be paid. Not meeting your own timescales. Multiple escalations = condescending please bear with us email. NO. My wife will not wait any longer she'll call 3 times a day (even with the 45m time to answer)

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@clarebalding why is the Ensign carrying the colours pointing his toes as he slow marches #troopingthecolour

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@MrJackLowe And let's remember folks, this is the generation that wants to save the planet!

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@mhdksafa Ombudsman jobs

[Roads Policing - Surrey Police - UK @SurreyRoadCops]

The road surface is breaking up and large lumps of the car are melted into the road. To leave the lane open would be dangerous and cause damage to vehicles or even cause a collision. Especially dangerous to two wheeled vehicles. We await highways to take over and repair the road.

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@RevRichardColes @The_Malayalam It is totally lush there

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Since it's #InternationalMensDay, here's a thread of every part of the gynaecological anatomy that is named after a man, with a bit of trivia about each man. Some of the bits are very specific. Before you ask, there are no parts of the gynaecological anatomy named after women...

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@clarebalding admiring your closing ceremony outfit - please share where you colourful top is from.

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@msjit Guess we joined together 😁

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@russellthevoice very sad to arrive at Congress in Eastbourne tonight with the whole family to enjoy the tickets that were Xmas gift for mother in law to find you are not playing tonight. Hope all well with you, but some great disappointment here.

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@DHLParcelUK it would see you haven’t delivered my parcel 😢 shipment ID 41769850018934 due to be delivered to PA11 3SQ. Where is it?!!

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@DPD_CustUK hi, had a notification that my package has been delivered. Trouble is I was in, nobody came. The picture supplied is neither my property or my neighbours - how do I get my package?

[Laura Marlow @Sterling66]

@Fortnums 🎶 Rockin' around the Christmas tree …
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling
🎶 🎼