Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs

I believe in the power of laughter to transform lives. I believe in wealth distribution, FOM of people and goods and the Eu is a strong and vital institution

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

Everyone in the UK must follow this feed to understand the issue if we don’t self isolate now. current trajectory 5000 people will be dead in 9 days - these are real facts .@BorisJohnson please get @DominicCumins to explain this to you in simple words #COVIDー19 #SelfIsolation

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: Sunday 22 March update of our coronavirus mortality trajectories tracker

• US has recorded 100 deaths *so far* since Saturday — already its highest daily total
• UK & US well beyond death tolls when many countries locked down

Live version here: https://t.co/VcSZISFxzF

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@easyjet the irony of speedy boarding is I have now been trapped on the plane 11 minutes longer than people who paid less - and I didn’t even want speedy boarding- I just wanted to take more pants on holiday with me!!

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@easyJet just had a thought - it being Friday evening maybe you’re all down the pub - let me know which one and I can direct my tweets there instead - just trying to be helpful (thought I’d explain as I couldn’t expect you to recognise that)

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@easyJet me again! Still on the ground so don’t be shy responding - I’ll be here a while yet

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@easyJet now the crew are rewarding the drunk/high loud obnoxious narcissist who kicked off and tried to smoke with free wine - was her experience any worse than ours - no! We had to listen to her - she is probably used to her foul language and inane drivel

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@easyJet why don’t you amaze me by responding- there are 300 people on this plane who’s love to hear why we should put up with this shambles - @dhlexpressuk are the very worst company and you chose them to be your partner which means you are now just as rubbish - well done

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

Ah @easyJet only you could have two flights going to Amsterdam and choose to delay the early flight where everyone paid more than the late flight which has now landed in Schipol and we are still in Bristol - amazing work by the whole team #easyjetdoesntcare

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

The wonder of outsourcing - #dhl #dropithideitloseit - customer satisfaction supposed to be the corner stone of partnership with @easyJet - but after being delayed for five hours so far and stuck in a plane for 1 hour - I’m very not satisfied- with either company

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@photo_shelby @MoodyColin @danieldurrans Just be careful- if they hacked Colin they will happily hack anyone else who gets involved - best to just report it - https://t.co/7HlEybL8Gv - and notify Instagram - instructions here - https://t.co/qa0lqKOXyu

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak & Sajid Javid have just posted a back slapping video ahead of the Queens speech

It’s filled with so much bull**** it could fertilize a field

So I’ve added some FACTS

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

A friend posted this excerpt from Price Wars by @RupertRussell10 - it is the simplest explanation I’ve read as to why #Putin is trying to obliterate #Ukraine - sorry if this was common knowledge but it felt interesting to me.

[Scouse Ma Presents… @Scouse_MaEvents]

Just been sent this 😂

[John Gally Ports @OneBoardMan]

I'm partnering up with @Nadegen for a (Half) Stunning evening of improvisational comedy.

Please come. I will be (Half) appreciative.

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@Loupedeck got a Loupedeck+ today and quite frankly so frustrated. After repeatedly loading the software 5.02 I can’t get it to work properly in any application it claims to. No plugins in Lightroom or Premier, Final Cut is a sham and support on website is a joke! Waste of money

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@JulieRoseClark @The_Bookham_One @GaryLineker It reduces the risk of being infected by 65-70% on average, which in turn significantly reduces the risk of you infecting someone else. If you get infected (the 35% risk) then it reduces serious illness by up to 95% depending on viral load and health. Simple really.

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@EmmaJadedcoke @The_Bookham_One @GaryLineker It reduces the risk of being infected by 65-70% on average, which in turn significantly reduces the risk of you infecting someone else. If you get infected (the 35% risk) then it reduces serious illness by up to 95% depending on viral load and health. Simple really.

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@TarquinVelts @The_Bookham_One @GaryLineker Of course - It reduces the risk of being infected by 65-70% on average, which in turn significantly reduces the risk of you infecting someone else. If you get infected (the 35% risk) then it reduces serious illness by up to 95% depending on viral load and health. Simple really.

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@AmberReyland Amber this is awful news. Big love to you and yours from the whole Giggle Family x

[John Gally Ports @OneBoardMan]

It's called rugby, dickhead

[Steve Garratt #isolatingfornhs @SteveGiggle]

@JamesCleverly We are allowed to call them out - they are Scum - they are ridiculous privileged lying scum - it’s not even something worth arguing about - truth hurts