Steve Kesby

Technical Tax Specialist. FCA CTA AIIT. Mentor. Exponent of numerous alternative feline epidermis removal methodologies. George Clooney lookalike.

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@xemasu And you're cute!

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@Ray_McCann55 I suspect that Henry knows that being gay is haram. No wait...

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@BBCNews They're ruled that out as being a banana then?

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@xemasu Hello Miss Su. How the devil are you?

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I think it's nice that 10 people have taken the time to turn up at the Cenotaph to stage some form of demonstration, I'm just not sure what it's about. Not being fluent in neanderthal, "cunt" was the only word I recognised.

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@domjoly It seems unfathomable that anybody that even holds the view would want to actually say it out loud, anywhere.

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@VATskills Maybe you could go in disguise to see if it's any good?

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@missrobinson Eating Easter Eggs for a fortnight was hard, but I made it!

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As far as I understand the new definition, the modern Conservative party is an extremist organisation.

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@Ray_McCann55 @JudithFreedman @FT Bit does Italy have a massive financial sector that offers equalisation arrangements? I see the biggest noise probably coming from a bunch of bankers, but I may be wrong.

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Did Kate Middleton accidentally wander into Tower Hamlets? Asking for a Tory chum.

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@Derek_duPreez It's a no-go area.

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@sharonodea Yeah. Finchley is literally a desolate wasteland. It hasn't even got its own road.

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@BBCNews Wait. What? The Eiffel Tower's been on strike?

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@georgeeaton @edballs @polcurrency I meant defence!

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@georgeeaton @edballs @polcurrency Defense spending did seem to tail off after the 40s for some reason. And then I guess there would have been Mikhail Gorbachev effect from 1985 on...

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@SamRaincock @CrimeGirI Honestly, you're so opportunistic. Any excuse to brandish your huge, black male-chicken!

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@dearlybeloves That's nowhere near Reading.

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Doctor in Gaza: ‘I’ve never experienced anything like it’
https://t.co/mr9bnqLiIk

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@Conservatives @KemiBadenoch Ah, yes, the Kwazi Boateng manouvre!