Steve Niemitz

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

Everyone around me is trying to fix stuff, and I'm just sitting here making memes. #DDoS #CloudComputing

[Julien Phalip @julienphalip]

Very excited to share how @steveniemitz and the Twitter Revenue Data Platform engineering team migrated their ad analytics platform on @GCPcloud. Huge boost in reliability and accuracy for their streaming pipelines! https://t.co/14R6rLa01P

[Serhii Sokolenko 🇺🇦 @datancoffee]

. @ApacheBeam is hosting a meetup in NYC on October 8th 6pm. I am told @takidau is presenting Streaming SQL, Oden Tech will share their hybrid Beam-on-Flink manufacturing use case, and our friends from Spotify and Twitter will be in attendance

https://t.co/ZaVfsACOVk

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

I wrote a blog post on reverse engineering my electric shades from Shade Store. I talk about some fun low-level binary protocol reverse engineering, as well as some high level API stuff. It was certainly an adventure. https://t.co/sFNVrr9YKF

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

@athuras This looks like fizzbuzz gone horribly wrong

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

@athuras Consistency is easy when you ignore inconsistency!

[Miguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉 @migueldeicaza]

When you accidentally check "Build Failed, run last success?" in Visual Studio (from: https://t.co/Ewia6Jtc2L)

[Misha Brukman @MishaBrukman]

Had a great time presenting at #GoogleNext18 with @SteveNiemitz and @Wim_De_Pauw! See how @TwitterEng uses @GoogleCloud #Bigtable for serving ads analytics at scale, and how Key Visualizer helps with visualizing @GoogleCloud #Bigtable key access patterns! https://t.co/h36T0ns54W

[Dobromir Montauk @dmontauk]

Here we go!

[Misha Brukman @MishaBrukman]

Come to our #GoogleNext18 session with @SteveNiemitz from @TwitterEng where we'll discuss how they use @GoogleCloud #Bigtable & our newly-released Key Visualizer tool for optimizing their #Bigtable schema for serving ad analytics: https://t.co/rLbLBTkcRd

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

@alambert This is one of the few people in my life I've ever thought "Maybe he is really just that stupid" and not actually trying to do anything fraudulent.

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

.@momv

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

I woke up this morning alll amped up about risk management then I realized its Sunday dam

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

@TonyDong3 @projectfi @VZWNow I'm way too deep in the Google ecosystem at this point to go iPhone...with @projectfi maybe a little too deep...

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

@projectfi Going back to @VZWNow, anyone have opinions of the S8 vs Pixel XL vs Pixel?

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

Cancelling my @projectfi, their support is the worst I've experienced (and that's impressive), and now prices aren't even very competitive.

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

@jeffbachand Look at you twittering!

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

¡Cuba libre!

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

@wickman @TonyDong3 lolz

[Steve Niemitz @steveniemitz]

Depressing resume additions:
I can spell `ixgbevf` correctly without looking it up. #aws #linux #cloudcomputing #obscurereference