How powerful is our technology? Well it’s so powerful it could wipe out humanity. That’s just how cutting edge it is. Everyone in the world needs to pay attention to our technology, which is so advanced that our own engineers are scared of it. Also our IPO is next month btw
What’s in Chris Gotterup’s winning bag? 👀
To celebrate his John Deere Classic victory, we’re giving away:
🏌️♂️A set of Bridgestone 220 MB Irons
⚪️A year’s supply of TOUR B X MindSet golf balls
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Now mock them during the USA game with a Jeffrey Epstein neighbor, and who lied under oath about never having visited Epstein Island. And have him sit next to the FIFA commissioner.
.@bridgestonegolf is celebrating America’s 250th birthday with some limited-edition gear: Tour B RX balls, hat and a coin.
Giving away all three. Just need to RT and be following along to enter. I’ll pick a winner on Wednesday. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Jordan Love was 18th in pass attempts with just 485.
Matthew Stafford led the NFL with 716 attempts.
If you gave Love Stafford's volume and kept his averages the same, he'd have:
5,468 Yards
40 TDs
8 INTs
If those were his stats, nobody would still be debating how good Jordan Love is.
Every young man going to bars needs to know that there is a 1-in-3 chance that the girl they are hitting on is on medication that her doctor explicitly told her she cannot drink on and is doing so anyway.
One night when I was in college my friends and I were about to go out and one of them said "I need you guys to watch me tonight because I am trying new medication I'm not supposed to drink on." A few hours later she was black out drunk from a few beers and we had to stop her from getting on some random dude's scooter, she couldn't even tell us what her name was.
The American Technocrats are going to China to learn how to properly implement the American social credit score system.
You can bet your sweet ass on it.