Scuba Steve

Father. Husband. Fishin. Huntin. Unapologetic fan of the Sounders, Hawks, Mariners, Kraken, F1. Livin in the #PNW. Addicted to podcasts: #LarpOn #Dummy

[Scuba Steve @Steve_Simax]

@NickLewis37 I hate how accurate this is

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@SaveOurSheriff Sheriff Swank, I’m going to need to see your permit to post that first amendment thing you’ve got right there. 😏

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The Constitutional right to keep and bear arms goes away when you give it away. And y’all literally gave it away. A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT. If you’re willing to give up a right for what amounts to a dinner at Applebees, what else are you willing to give up for nothing?

[The Bellevue Police Department (WA) @BvuePD]

Last weekend's gun exchange was a success! In exchange of 84 firearms, Bellevue Police provided community members $12,000 in gift cards.

A grant provided by @AGOWA gave us the opportunity to foster gun safety in Bellevue. We look forward to holding more events like these soon!

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@edwardv00 @TitanRageKratos @blackhawkce457 As a dude that both has this exact Nerf and a kid that I assume is similar age, that single shot ting will fuck you up. Especially if you have the plastic tip darts.

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@thehoffather Hear me out… we are a mutual combat state. If you’re going to stand on your (nonsense) ground so hard, you should be willing to accept mutual combat.

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@HLC_actual @kyballistics @BHS_Official_ I mean… if you have to, make sure you have one of those cameras on a pole to record your “accidentally on purpose” injury in slo-mo…

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@RonnieAdkins @pepperboxtv @kick Well fuck me, I guess. I already don’t have enough hours in the day to watch what I want to on Pepperbox. Now Ronnie is going to be all caked up behind a paywall while I’m trying to make dinner for the family and I have to act like I don’t have a man-crush on his tisms?

[Scuba Steve @Steve_Simax]

@internetesquire catching up on a few week backlog of MvM (and more specifically the aftershow on @pepperboxtv) I had an idea: what are your thoughts on you and/or @the_sandalorian putting together a weekly Bible homework assignment for those of us that need a little more of that

[Scuba Steve @Steve_Simax]

@zacharyebell Too early to say boy got RATIO’d?

[Scuba Steve @Steve_Simax]

I’m sure @BrandiKruse could have some fun with this one.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.

He tried fighting but was immediately knocked out 🤣

Instant FAFO

[Scuba Steve @Steve_Simax]

@Fat_Electrician @ChaelSonnen

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@HLC_actual I’m just mad I read Stock then clicked Dale. I voted for stock car and Sr without actually reading the poll. Haha

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@RonnieAdkins Haha fuck yea Jeff. Give it the good ol what-for.

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@Fat_Electrician Stonks are about to do some shit

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@yourboyphen Leave a note “thanks for the fuck shack. Love Dirty Mike and YourBoyPhen”

[Scuba Steve @Steve_Simax]

@AngryCops you must find and protect this gem. He’s going to be in YOUR city. MRV may be in order?

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

UPDATE: We’re on the plane to Buffalo!!! American Airlines was incredibly helpful and made it possible for us to get on this flight. A special thank you to @JJWatt for organizing it while we were in the air to Dallas. Big thanks as well to everyone else who offered their help.🙏

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@RonnieAdkins Hell yea, Jeff! That’s a good boy.

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@PattyMurray What do you call a piece of meat with no arms, no legs, on a grill? Patty. You keep getting cooked by Sec. Rubio and make our great state look like incompetent clowns. Please stop.

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@Rothmus Based

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@The_King_Trout @DonutOperator @nocontextpets1 THE FUCKING PUPPETRY, TROUT! THINK ABOUT THE PUPPETRY!