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just here to talk sports and shit. Colts, Red Sox, Lakers. #ForTheShoe

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@rfenner51 Hey Rob, Similar thing happened to our safe at work, it had low battery in the key pad, there doesn’t happen to be a battery visible from the bottom side of the pad does there?

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@305topgun @kildeeer @remarks You do know the most recent federal income tax increase was trumps doing…

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@_its_precious1 @Mideefe Anyone with eyeballs can see this is stupid and that’s not Tom Holland… be gone bot

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Retweet if your team is one of the 35 remaining undefeated FBS teams

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@CodyBrownBets @aaronscott19 Ouch would of loved it to have gone to a Colts fan but fair enough

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@CodyBrownBets 41

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Carter Bryant you just gained a fan in me 💯

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Not even exaggerating in the slightest when I say that this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen…

A no-dip, mid-air 3 ball? Are you kidding me?

I’ve watching this 100x & I don’t plan on stopping any time soon. This is amazing.

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@EASPORTS_CUT @RaginCajunsFB Be great if the game was working by then… keeps saying the free trial is over…

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@JerryQuickel Any chance you’ve got a JMU dukes one floating around?

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@chellgod Yeah idk about that one

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

lmao can we talk about this spot???

how was this 2.5 yards short??? 🤯🤯

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@thepropdealer TNF

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@DeadPresPicks @Playbook Idk about Iowa, Indiana hasn’t been showing much mercy recently.

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@popoli__ @RQM34 @beauisaviking @KenHeLive Nah he said 3k points…

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@A7548528679660 @elonmusk @stevenmarkryan There’s a reason we made the compromise with two separate congressional departments… do you think a state like Rhode Island deserves to carry the same amount of say as perhaps Texas? Texas is not only vastly more populated but vastly larger in land mass.

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@A7548528679660 @elonmusk @stevenmarkryan You do know that senators have zero to do with population…

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Ashton Jeanty is my Heisman