stewbrian

white boy

[stewbrian @StewBrian]

Dat weather doe 👌🏿

[ShittyShittyGangBang @ShittyComedian]

I can't wait for our first black, openly gay, special needs, transgendered, Muslim president.

[stewbrian @StewBrian]

@brittanica_12 sounds like you popped a Molly.

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@bethadamsonn suh dude 👋🏿

[stewbrian @StewBrian]

Sup tweeters

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@TheAndyHopkins #BunkBedsAintForEveryone

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@TheAndyHopkins haha. Nigga you crazy

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@FrankLucas_89 @DreFiggyy and that's when I decided to quit drinking. Til next weekend.

[stewbrian @StewBrian]

@TheAndyHopkins the funny thing is it was good as shit!

[Baby Sumerian God @Ilovelamp1979]

Just had a couple margaritas and now Ive got a hankering for some blow off the ass of a 20 year old Latina.

[stewbrian @StewBrian]

Anyone ever heard of bumble? It's like tinder but the girls have jobs and educations and stuff! 👌

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Any tweeters out here tonight?

[@kingamir @kingamir]

If you name your kid Dale he'll grow up to be the 40 year old dude with a ponytail and Bluetooth earpiece who sells MDMA at nightclubs.

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

[first date]

Her: What do you do for fun?
Me: I like to touché myself.
Her: Huh? What's that?
Me: It's French for masturbation.

[stewbrian @StewBrian]

@shane_3070 snowing pretty good in Chantilly

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#ThrowbackThursday that one time @jpschaos dad #atepussyonthefirstdate

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@shann_i_yam cocoa butter