Vicky Masters-Read

I used to be quite good at Twitter but then I sort of wandered off. Sometimes I wander back.

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

#SMALondon #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyedlive

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

@JayRead12 Yes, that is OK! 😁

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

I'm crying! 😂😂😂

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

I can't even...I mean...the level of fuckwittery is just staggering!!

[Political and Spiritual @PoliticalandSp1]

@Independent So, to be clear, the President wants counting stopped in states where he's leading. He wants counting to continue in states where he's behind. Riiiight.

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Had such an amazing vegan katsu at @giraffetweet today that I'm wondering if I could be vegan for a month. Too busy eating to take a picture of it. #veganfood

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

@JayRead12 😂

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Love is: Your husband leaving the oranges and apples in bags right NEXT to the fruit bowl & taking them from there each day rather than putting them IN the sodding fruit bowl & not shouting “Why the fuck don’t you just put them in the bloody bowl??#marriedlife #HappyValentinesDay

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

When you know that no amount of bollocks, I really fucked up chocolate is gonna cut it, so you just don't bother having any at all. That is a sad state of affairs!

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Excited about the storm coming. 61mph gusts of wind is BIG!

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Crying at the end of #thegoodplace #TheGoodPlaceFinale

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

I'm Spartacus! X #ImSpartacus

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Already at the gym when your wake up alarm goes off = very smug. Needing to be on the treadmill furthest away from people because your wind is so bad = very sorry.
#gym #gymlife #smug #windy

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Oh FFS #DoctorWho *sighs*

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

#TheGreatestDancer gives me goosebumps and makes me say "wow!!" a lot! #Strictly mostly makes me want to stick a fork in my leg. I know my niche.

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Have graduated from my unplanned afternoon nap on the sofa to watching tv on the sofa with a blankey. One has to wonder how I will spend Saturdays if I'm lucky enough to get actual old.

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Came home from work to find my husband painting the bathroom now so he can go out and play on his new bike tomorrow. Everyone's a winner. #friday #pleasantlysurprised #itsblue

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

@mrsjcroberts 'Mazing!

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

See this Instagram post by @photosofbritain https://t.co/NBcBBmDt2O

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Well I'm gutted, just as I was when the vote landed. So embarrassed by the total shit show, vitriolic division and waste of time, focus and money it's caused for years. But that's democracy for you. At least it's Friday and pay day ay.

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

@edgorman Always! ;-)

[Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters]

Took my bra off for bed last night. Clean dog poop bag fell out! #lifewitharescuedog #greyhound #livingthedream #hadnopockets