Ross Straarup

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(815): Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!

[Daily Faceoff @DailyFaceoff]

After Ovy chirped Getzlaf's bald head, Geztlaf ripped him and posted this: 😂

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Wayne and Brent Gretzky hold the NHL record for most combined points for two brothers. Wayne has 2857 and Brent has 4 😂

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, anyone bang a solid 4 last night? Remember, you gotta slay bowser to get to peach #ItHappens

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NHL vs NFL https://t.co/JsZ7ssXirc

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#BellLetsTalk Because it can happen to the toughest of people

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This weekend going to have me like https://t.co/bOwSQf66wl

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, @TSNBobMcKenzie John Scott spends his whole career fighting for the skilled guys. Maybe they should just let the guy play

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(917): Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.

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(314): He gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

Christmas lunch for a Canadian soldier: "A bottle of beer per man, cigarettes, nuts, oranges & apples, chocolate..."

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

We've found our stocking stuffers! Shot glasses that track how much you drink. Order yours → https://t.co/TqvG61eFvk

[Daily Faceoff @DailyFaceoff]

Man Oilers will do anything for a win nowadays 😂

[Lacrosse Tweets @LaxTweetss]

Mark Matthews😍😩
https://t.co/mW056pc5Hg

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

OH DAMN 🔥

[Matthew Barnaby @MattBarnaby3636]

Semin is like that hot girl ur friends warn u about that she's crazy but u don't care Bc she's so hot.... Then she burns ur house down.

[GONGSHOW® Hockey @GongshowGear]

They were soldiers once. Hold that door next time for an older person - they may have fought for your freedom.