CourtStoddenTransl8d

Formerly translating Courtney Stodden's tweets without over-adjectivising!

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@moxxjason lol, I guess there are only so many adjectives in the thesaurus...

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She is definitely not talking about her vagina.

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Welp, Court doesn't really need to be translated anymore. Her twitter has become just a cycle of vapidity. IDK what to do with this anymore.

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Translation: In case you didnt think I could be made fun of more than I already am, I'll be on @danieltosh's show tonight getting decimated.

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Translation: I am a child.

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Translation: I haven't attracted anyone richer or better looking than Doug in two years. :-(

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Translation: Be oblivious as shit.

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Translation: 'Feeling innocent' just means she'll tweet something about her tits immediately after.

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Translation: Do I have to? This one pretty much writes itself doesn't it?

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Translation: how does one dream of sweetness?

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Translation: #unemploymentlife

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Translation: Famewhoring is hard and stuff.

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Translation: I can make you puke in so many ways.

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Translation: watching tv shows from when my husband was in his 30's!

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Translation: lolololololol

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Translation: who wants a pube cookie?

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Translation: my shit is tired as fuck.

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Translation: RIP to my idol.

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@minnesotanice1 ilu2.

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Translation: I got Chinese food today. #fortunecookietweet