Mason

I'm an expert with a corkscrew...

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

So glad I paid $600 for a @united flight that is 4.5 hours late. And I still can't get a single person to help in the airport or twitter.

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

@jacelarson @united it says "no alternate flights available" we are trying to switch to @SouthwestAir now.

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

@jacelarson There are no United people anywhere to help 😑 I would love to have rebooked.

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

The only thing the @united app is good for is telling you that your flight is never coming and there are no gate agents to help you. #uNOTed

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

PokemonGo has done more for curing childhood obesity in 3 days than Michelle Obama has done in the last 8 years

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

@melnado24 @jacelarson @cuyem yes it was 😳 they had us on lockdown for a little while. Good to know we can still make news from Mexico

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

@EPSteveL yes I was.

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

Good excuse to be in bed by 9 #grandpastatus #upby5am https://t.co/hjWsHgeynj

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

If you don't get enough sleep per day (7+ hours), you will be more likely to cheat, lie and steal.

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

Also congrats to Dan the bus driver on his retirement. I hope the new VC driver can even be ½ of what u were. We will miss u! @kuambassadors

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

Congrats to all the @kuambassadors who are becoming AmbassaAlums today. #AmbassadorsForLife #AmbassaFamily

[The Awkward Tweet @TheAwkwardTweet]

When the quiet person in the group says something savage in the group chat

[Life Humor @BestProHumor]

Taylor Swifts Bodyguard

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Welp, as usual, it looks like the road to the Big 12 Championship will go through Lawrence.

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

I dreamt that @taylorswift13 was performing this year at #HoustonRodeo and then I woke up and saw the lineup and she isn't 😭 #SadTweet #1989

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

Literally watching @taylorswift13 1989 World Tour on @AppleMusic over and over and over. Ugh I love her so much. This makes me so happy.

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

Best part of dating @taylorswift13 would be the fact that you either marry the hottest woman alive or u get a breakup song written about u.

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

@TSA would shutdown the #TSAPre because of the "high volume of guests". Isn't that the whole point of Pre? So I don't have to stand in it

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

#TeamUCM #SeniorNight Go Jennies!

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

#teamUCM @UCentralMO Let's go Jennies Volleyball! Go Maddie!

[Mason @StopMasonAround]

And that's how it works.
That's how you get the boy.
And then you say,

"I want you for worse or for better,
I would wait forever and ever"🎶