Dave Carlsen

Loving husband to @rose2d2, father, meteorologist, storm chaser, part-time skier, horrible golfer, insufferable grammar and wine snob. Pro-life conservatarian.

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

I counted and have experienced only 15 of this epic list compiled by Roger. I hope never to experience any more, especially "you're under arrest" and "multiple guns drawn". Man, there are probably some good stories behind them!

[Roger Edwards @SkyPixWeather]

A whole set (all have happened to people I know, a few to me):

Undercutting cold front
Detour: Bridge Out
Massive morning complex
Blown head gasket
Debris blocking road
Fifty horse trailers
Afternoon calculus final
Five cylinders gone
Pissed in pants
Camera equipment stolen
Blue sky bust
Need to puke!
Cherry County, Nebraska
Escape route blocked
Accidentally erased video
Air bags deployed
Stationary long train
Where’s my wallet?
Rapid upscale evolution
Multiple guns drawn
Only nontornadic storm
Lightning disabled car
Follow pilot car
Osage County, Oklahoma
Sudden explosive diarrhea
Busted idler arm
Use some deodorant!
Detour: Road Closed
Lost my keys
Wind-driven softballs
Miles-long convoy
Ran over camera
Smoke from vents
Smashed huge buck
Flood across road
Locked myself out
Windshield is gone
Forgot my medication
Stuck in mud
Fifty-degree outflow
She wants divorce
Bitten by rattlesnake
Map said paved!
Covered with ticks
Total brake failure
You’re under arrest
Allsups burrito farts

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

Ground stop at YWG due to the #mbstorm

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

👀👀👀
#mbstorm

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

34.5 mm of rain fell between yesterday evening and this morning in South Pointe Winnipeg.
#mbstorm

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@GlenBellWX Yeah Calgary has really had a quiet summer this year. Unlike Winnipeg and Edmonton. ⛈️ ⛈️ ⛈️

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

Beauty storm initiation with the shadows showing up on the low-level smoke near Regina.
#skstorm

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

What a neat circulation centre.
#skstorm #skwx

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@SouthMBWeather Midlevel instability

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

Call me a wishcaster, but 31/23, ACC nearby, and falling heights with increasing midlevel flow make me think we are going to have a good #mbstorm in the next few hours.

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@Wilsonuu7 I love watching radars and Radarscope just doesn't cut it for me; I'm interested!

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@TristinHopper IMO the best musical arrangement of O Canada, by far, that I've ever heard.

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

For those like me who enjoy the summer humidity, well, it's on the way starting this weekend! Look for dewpoints to rise into the low 20s by Sunday, with a commensurate risk for severe weather! #mbstorm

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

Wow, there's quite the line for the last day ever of the Red Ember food truck at the @StNorbertMarket

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@LibertyJen Serviceberries are awesome! Called Saskatoon berries around here, they make the most delicious pies!

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@Wilsonuu7 Oh neat! I can't find the ODIM_H5 files. Please point me to them?

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@cod_stormchase Oops meant the other one. Omaha ME. Lol apparently I need a wand too.

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@cod_stormchase There are 2 things wrong with this post. 😂

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

@cod_stormchase But the storm looks great

[Dave Carlsen @StormStructure]

Lake-effect precipitation in June?

It's true. We usually talk about this kind of stuff in the fall, before freeze up of the lakes. But whenever there's a large enough temperature difference between the lake and aloft, these showers can happen, like they are today! #mbwx