Weather Boy

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You'd never know it, but I'm a kind of poet

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@CaptainJavi Idk dudes kinda cooking

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@RivalsAssembled Lame but Starlord hitting the "Allllriiight" instead of "Leeeeegendaary"

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@DiabolicalSpuds I shoot .50 Cal out these nostrils

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@distantcoder Yugi, Kaiba, Jaden, and tha Time wizard

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@CaptainJavi I was genuinely afraid of that

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

? "Using a condom and still pull out call that umm 2 something 🤔" not even double authentication. Botched the name and it wasn't even a play on words, like what? "Using a condom and still pull out, callat double bogey" your welcome

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

using a condom and still pulling out, call that 2 factor authentication

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@HiddenYorkshire I saw black knight in theaters twice

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

"That shit got me giggling dawg. They think I'm talking to girls rn"

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

Just subbed the pickles for Cole slaw in my Churches sandwich. Kinda smacked ngl. They didn't even charge extra

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@DeIudedShaniqwa This is just racist. I bet you wanted a grill at one point in your life

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

I know what you are thinking and that is NOT me lmao

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

The petition is for clean water among other human rights concerns growing here in the valley
https://t.co/V8VtsNvspg

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

The petition is for clean water among other human rights concerns growing here in the valley
https://t.co/V8VtsNvspg

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@AaronPKP @Phat_Ricky69 They need to fire that thug

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@CaptainJavi You crazy for that one lmao

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@MetalGear_QWC @CaptainJavi What a thrill

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

Heard a great question on this podcast but these dudes must of went to a nice school cause they aren't making any sense. How many dick drawings does it take to shut down a restroom?

[Weather Boy @Storm_Trooper96]

@Bruce_Lee23 I know right! He's taking souls out there. I'm pretty sure there's no limit to the size of something he can eat. I think I heard he can eat a planet