Stormy Baker

I'm the funniest person my boyfriend knows

New blogger:

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Conservatives: The cops had to shoot Ma’Khia Bryant because she had a knife.

Kyle Rittenhouse:

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Remember when we all thought @caseysgenstore getting rid of their box tops was going to be the worst thing to happen in 2020?

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@HopeBrotherson Did you see her website crashed from so much traffic after the debate?! 😅

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Can't wait to purge all the white supremacists on my TL today. I can't believe 45 still has supporters.

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@HopeBrotherson @CycloneLarry69 @PittneyWhitman I’ve been chased out of that house a couple times 🤣 it always got busted

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I'm bitches

[clintoris @clintoris]

bitches be like “i’m gonna move to a cabin in the woods and live off the land” babe your succulent is dying

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How do girls planning their weddings do anything EXCEPT plan their wedding? Asking for a friend...

[Mike Hixenbaugh @Mike_Hixenbaugh]

Cheers rose up from the crowd as these dudes rolled up. Clip-clip-clip-clop.

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Ruined my own day by grabbing a banana nut muffin. 😑

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@TheRodeoMrs I loooove products from Dirt Road Candle Co. Their Marlboro Man scent is so great. https://t.co/H2P7yserNs

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@TheRodeoMrs Chili with a cinnamon roll 😋

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

I think probably the biggest shock about this whole thing is that the scientists have been right and that guy I went to school with who posts on Facebook all the time has been wrong.

[Lauren Zima @laurenzima]

Imagine telling your friends a guy gave you this the third time you hung out with him #TheBachelor

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Ok, but why is Mike's Super Short Show not on #DisneyPlus??

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How is it already Wednesday, but only Wednesday?

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I'll never outgrow wanting to ride along to auctions with my parents

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HELP: traveling to Hot Springs tomorrow/Friday for the weekend. Any must see places along the way? Historical sites, tourist attractions.. You name it, we wanna see it!

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@moirabellamy SSDGM

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Literally had a fourth of my marg at Fiesta in Adel and I'm tanked 🍹 Cheers to being a cheap date!

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🚨 NEW BLOG POST 🚨 Head over to my site to read about how the drill team has helped carry me through this life since the good ol days. #StopAndSmellTheHorses #HorseBlogger

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