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My Atlas browser looking watching me use Claude code and coworker all day

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@claudeai

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@JoannaStern Congratulations!

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Opus 4.6 not off to a great start

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@OpenAIDevs This will either be the biggest thing ever or the littlest thing ever and I feel there is nothing in between.

… on to building!

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@amasad Figured it out

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@amasad Does ChatGPT write the code or use the agent? Thanks!

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@N_Sportelli You know, I’m something of a storyteller myself. 😂

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@mattyp Did somebody say storytelling?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

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Just heard a rumor that GPT 5.2 will actually be called GPT 5.1.2o-mini-codex-nano-pro-o4

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@s_chiriac My stuff is beautiful, but doesn’t work 🫠

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Yes! I haven’t touched it though since Atlas released. Atlas doesn’t have the issues that the ChatGPT Mac app had (chats not showing up, cant copy unless you use the copy button at the bottom of the response). And it’s way more useful because it always has the context of what you’re looking at.

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@beechinour skin

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@felixhhaas UI Library

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@SofiaMarin5555 Good luck! Apple support is insanely good. They have a phone number you can call and they are really helpful if you get rejected again

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@1followernodad 😂

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Can we just chill on releasing new insanely good models/products I cant keep up. Tks

@OpenAI @AnthropicAI @GeminiApp @Replit @grok @ManusAI

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@HubSpot True story: was on a call at Thanksgiving once and my father in law came inside with a leaf blower to “clean the house”

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@salesforce The stats about the prior Tuesday were interesting 🧐