Alan Jewell

Christian Minister; Married to Rose; Father to Chris, Matt and Lizzy; frustrated rock star.
Tweeting in my personal capacity. Views expressed are my own.

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Pearl with a girl earring #AIart

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Things there should be a word for: the amount of time between someone in a football crowd realising they’re on telly and the camera cutting away from them #EURo2024

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@TractorBoyPT @Ryanair Thanks!

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We’re in Berlin. Flying @Ryanair home to Manchester airport tomorrow. We chose not to book seats and Ryanair have given us seats as far apart as possible, despite the fact that they could have put us together. I’ve just spent 19€ so we can sit together. #NobodyLovesRyanair

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@JaneyGodley Hello #JaneyGodley

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Does @RishiSunak not have a mac, or someone with an umbrella?

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When I’m driving and see a sign saying ‘ramp’, I’m always disappointed that it’s not some Evel Knievel thing that means you can jump over buses.

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@StillMoreVile Did you create this image? Can I steal it?!

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Surprised that #MasterMind contestant got some wrong. His name is Max Wright

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@VictoriaCoren Keep the decs up until Candlemas, that’s the answer.

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@SouthernWater capture the festive mood perfectly in their Christmas email

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Things there should be a word for: the movement a Christmas tree makes when a bauble falls from its branch.

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My @Ryanair flight from Berlin to Manchester cost me £50. The taxi from Manchester airport to home (about 15 miles) cost £51. What's that all about?

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@ColinDorricott Abso-bloomin-lately!

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Loooong queue at passport control, Berlin airport, while the automatic gates for EU citizens are empty. #ThanksBrexit

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@EveAinsworth Born at home, in a prefab. Brought up on a council estate. Holidays were a week at Butlins or a caravan in Weymouth. Went to grammar school and was the only boy in my class who lived in a council house.

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"Working by a fire - there's no place I'd rather be in the world." Jeremy the Blacksmith https://t.co/Pt43S9aqNG

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The Death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II https://t.co/ampyjq0KN4

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@rosannecash @makeitacover