StrawKen

Hellur...

[LADbible @ladbible]

'Every hotel I check in to, I request a framed photo of WWE legend Booker T, this time, my wish came true' 😂😂

[Raheem Sterling @sterling7]

🤣🤣 mannnn whoever said thats me down the wing... im confused now its accurate af 😂

[DashieXP @DashieXP]

💃🏻

[Seth @sethdarby]

And the award for policeman name of the year 2019 goes to....

[༗ @yentundra]

no one :

me in 2009 :

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

my first grade teacher cracked a brown and a white egg in front of the class and told us “we’re all the same on the inside.” racism was found dead in a ditch the next day.

[s @sfergs_]

Getting hit in the face with this ball while it was wet builds character

[𝕊𝕒𝕧𝕒𝕘𝕖🇵🇸 @Jmlsavage]

my girl : can i use your phone

me : yeah one sec

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

i'm into

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 researching the menu ahead of time so i know exactIy what to order

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

me: I think I’ll go to sleep now

my upstairs neighbors:

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

An example of how to pretend you are someone else without changing your skin color to accomplish it. Nine-year old Brody Shafer in 2016, for a school project.

[Leg4Me @Legoformer1000]

wip of a thing

he says bad word so close youre ears

[🤺 @7hia7]

*Your free trial is about to expire*

Me:

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

lord i have seen what you’ve done for others