Minor League Baseball Enthusiast; Hockey Fight Promoter; Exit Row Seat Captain Advocate; Coffee at Strip Club Purveyor; Breakfast Food Appetizer Champion
@stillMurphee Oh dang! I never got that memo...I think some of my rook buddies and I would still try to shower together...and we graduated 10 years ago...
@kusokesa Expat literally is shortened from Expatriate not ex-patriot as many think. It means “away from home” or “out of native country”. Not an immigrant but a citizen of one nation that just currently lives away from home.
@hotwingsfbhw The wagon in under appreciated in the United States and I hate to say it, I blame Clark Griswold! I have been trying to get a BMW 5 series touring in a manual for a few years now.
@Bored_Marine @pooleejones Length of credit history and home ownership. I cheated the system because I was under my dads card for a bit and my credit history is now twice as old as I am years old. Plus the house...also credit scores are made up.
@SteveAndKyle After routinely seeing a chiropractor and getting monthly massages I now measure an inch taller and have greatly improved muscle performance. Also a big fan of pedicures.
@AllThingsCivil Zillow is the Tinder of adults...
10 years ago - my group of friends when we get together in a new city: Get on Tinder immediately. Same group of friends today: Get on Zillow and see what houses are priced at...
@obvious_shirts @NBCSCubs @JLester34 Did you guys get rid of this shirt? I ordered one last year from you all but I didn’t see it on your site anymore.