Trent Weber

... I hate my handle but I’m too lazy to remake this

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

A perfect example of why I’m single

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

@LifeSavers Why did you change the recipe the new ones are so much worse

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

@LifeSavers WHY THE HELL DID YOU CHANGE YOUR GUMMIES

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

@TrishelleC Idc if you’re selfish the transphobia is what gets me

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

@TrishelleC Anyone who sees how poorly you dress can already tell you are not “a friend to the lgbt” community

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

In conclusion: Dan is still a little bitch. Trishelle is, in the words of Lisa Barlow, a piece of shit garbage whore. CT, you’re dirty too but you also fine. Phaedra is a star. Sandra was robbed. Justice for Peppermint and MJ. #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUSreunion

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

@AliExpress_EN thought I’d give them a try. Huge scam they’re charging me for a package that never even made it to Ohio

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

If you wear a simple tux to the Met Gala you shouldn’t be allowed to get your picture on the red carpet

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

God daya sucks

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

straight men are expressing themselves too much now. it so hard to tell who is gay. i need my fellow homosexuals to become gayer.

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

Ok but like why is @MaddyMorphosis sooo good

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

I sat beside this old couple who said I was a pleasure to fly with and they hoped we’d fly together again. I had to book it off the plane because I was about to adopt them as surrogate grandparents.

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

@LizWeber12 True 😂

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

Too young to have a podcast too old to make tik toks

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

My dyslexic ass trying to get rid of any mention of wordle on every social media platform I have.

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

The three wise men were the original astrology girls

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

My parents want to go see the new Spider-Man. So now I’m going to have to spend dinner explaining what a multiverse is. This could ruin Christmas.

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

Our server just asked us if we planned on going to Axis tonight and I’m like pretty sure that’s a hate crime

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

Taylor Swift has released soo much new music since her last tour, the next one is going to have to be some Coachella esq festival that’s like a week long.

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

Each Halloween brings me just a touch closer to getting written out of my parents will.

[Trent Weber @StripTweber]

The venue is making us bring the original copy of our vax card to a country concert and I can’t help but think this is some elaborate anti-vax plot.