Stu

Adair you be a bee 🐝

[Stu @StuAA]

@northernassist Hi I’m on the delayed 1727 Lancaster to Barrow train. Wanted the 1858 Barrow to Corkickle train. Looks like I’ll miss it due to the delay. Is waiting 2 hrs at Barrow for the next train my only option?

[NextUp - Live Comedy @nextupcomedy]

We did the homework so you don’t have to.😉

Find out where your favourite comedians are streaming and thank us later.🤩

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[FC Gortz @NeilGortz]

Happy Walking Circulatory System day to all who celebrate.

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

My stand-up special NEVERMORE just launched on @nextupcomedy. Most comedians aren't brave enough to make whimsical observations, but I will NOT be silenced.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

You know who else was a carpenter with an inspiring message?

[Stuart Laws @thisstuartlaws]

If you're online right now then watch this new sketch:
https://t.co/ErqKkTJLNj
And WHAT a cast:
@_JoGriffin @marksilcox @samnicoresti Lex Bootherstone @dsbamrah @bellabellahull Kath Hughes & filmed by @matt_riley87
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[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Gone are the days when you’d simply eat a delicious hat if you were wrong about something.

[NextUp - Live Comedy @nextupcomedy]

🔔 @MisterABK's show: 'Nevermore' drops on NextUp in 3 days..💥🎤

#nextupcomedy #comedystreamingplatform #standupcomedyuk

[gilly 🪐 @iforgotthefall]

Both Interpol, the organisation, and Interpol the band are going to be in Glasgow tomorrow, and that's scratching a part of my brain that I didn't know needed scratched

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Is it that month again?

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

Replicant Peter Kay is that anything

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Me: [Has never touched cocaine]

Me every time I'm at the airport: Oh no what if I accidentally packed a lot of cocaine

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

i kno that clown won’t stand a chance

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Also, never wear a Ghostwatch tshirt under a jacket.

[jenny schecter from riverdale @selwynsdream]

nicole kidman being in a film called babygirl is actually perfect cause it's like another version of her last name

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

I ran into a celebrity at the thrift today

[Michael Hartl @mhartl]

I feel like this may prove to be the most prescient cartoon of the 21st century.