Stuart Moncrieff

Web performance expert and geek all-rounder. Enjoys making websites scream in pain. Founder of @myloadtest.

[Scott Moore @loadtester]

We just released an ADDITIONAL previously unannounced session for #PAC2021! @StuartMoncrieff of @myloadtest presents on "PERFORMANCE TESTING THE MODERN WEB". Watch it on-demand, RIGHT NOW! Start your #TricentisPAC experience early. https://t.co/3Gwad871EV @Tricentis

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

Great tech talk from @ps_jay at tonight’s @infracoders meetup. Keeping software dependencies up to date with Renovate Bot at @reecetech. https://t.co/Gs4fCzIBNT

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

I have binge-listened almost all of the On The Metal podcast episodes. Does anyone have a #podcast recommendation for someone who loves technology, but is not excited by product reviews or hot-takes on the latest tech news?

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

My new favourite podcast: On The Metal with @bcantrill and @jessfraz. For the kind of people who enjoy nerding-out over open-source firmware and old stories of low-level performance optimizations.

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

*taps mic* Is this thing still on?

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

Development on PhantomJS has stopped and the project has been archived. If you haven’t switched over to Headless Chrome, now is the time. https://t.co/csgDNZ5t4Y

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

Join me at the next @VivitWorldwide SIG Talk to hear my thoughts on "moving your script development practices into the late 20th century" (sarcasm was turned all the way up to 11 when I wrote my abstract). Register now, and watch it online later. https://t.co/5RNAFeURpk

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

I will be presenting at the next @VivitWorldwide SIG Talk on Tuesday 9th at 12pm ET. Join me, Todd DeCapua, Petar Puskarich, Jonathon Wright to hear about proven practices in #quality and #testing. If you register, you can watch it online later. https://t.co/5RNAFeURpk

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

I gatecrashed the #CoderDojo Kids workshop at #BuzzConf so I could experiment with a Makey Makey. Play the bongo drum by touching the banana (low note) or the clump of grass (high note). #CarltonDojo

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

This weekend I am at #BuzzConf to geek out about emerging technologies. It’s great to be surrounded by people who are as excited about tech as I am.

[Todd DeCapua @appperfeng]

.@StuartMoncrieff will be sharing, "The #Top 7 #Mistakes in #Performance #Testing" next week #NeotysPAC #WebPerf @BorthwickCastle
https://t.co/5GaElDqo0f

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

I am really excited to be part of the upcoming @Neotys Performance Advisory Council. https://t.co/BlBa8VfeNp #NeotysPAC

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

AWS EC2 now has per-second billing, so you will no longer pay for two hours when your load test runs for 1h 10m. https://t.co/VFOiQG0QrM

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

The SiteScope account has created 830MB of bash history on the monitored server. I guess it has been running for a while.

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

I think it is time for ITIL to die. Why I Hate ITIL So Much by Greg Ferro. http://t.co/gR7i63vHcx

[Ilya Grigorik @igrigorik]

good tips on how to read (and what to look for) in a network waterfall: http://t.co/71h7YzAz5M

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

From October 13, Australians' phone and Internet records will be available without a warrant, and with no oversight. http://t.co/3vQS2TFG2F

[Stuart Moncrieff @StuartMoncrieff]

@PeterCawdron @chrisyounger @melmifsud For some reason, Cracked left out "unnecessarily breaking a short article up into 2 pages".