crystal

I'm petty af.

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@PDatton @thehill The things you guys say... You do remember that trump paid stormy for sex while his WIFE was recovering from childbirth, right? STFU, ya weirdo

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@lisakze @bbbgardencenter @KorsrudJohn @seanhannity God damn, that's the best you've got? You interjected yourself for that? Lol

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

Back before this country was soft and the snowflakes took over, we had comedians like George Carlin who would have absolutely made fun of the president contracting a deadly virus.

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@bbbgardencenter @KorsrudJohn @seanhannity Do you get paid to put all these words together? Because you SUCK at it

[≡l≡v≡nth @3L3V3NTH]

The second amendment isn't designed to kill people practicing the first

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@varindersingh24 5 years ago

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@centerrightsin1 @Amoreorlesss @TheColtonTodd @madchad412 @dennisdiclaudio @MollyJongFast Lolololollllolololllll playing the race card? look ma! a mother fucking SJW in action

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

Omg wait no, don't do this, I meant your checked bag. I have done too many drugs, apparently.

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@Hardy_SXM put your drugs in your carry on and they will make it to your destination unmolested

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@hodown812 Thank you so much and you're worth it!

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

Idk if this matters to anyone but i just celebrated FIVE years of sobriety, surviving both my mother's suicide and father's alcohol fueled early death. i am so grateful for every little moment of my stupid little life.

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@PLJK1984 Thank you, what a long strange trip it's been

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@peculiarliz Thank you so much ♥️

[maple cocaine @maplecocaine]

If you get owned on here the smart move is to just completely ignore it.. Or you could have a days-long meltdown and then make the entire episode an integral part of your personality for the rest of your life. Whatever works for you

[crystal @StuffUrSorrys]

@GrantRandom delivering groceries is so much better when I pay my lithium bill

[sarah @slothanova]

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

[Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson]

lol they deleted it

[Rob @robrousseau]

this is so fucking heartbreaking and it would be nice for someone in the media to start treating the ~multiple murders~ that have happened at protests over the last few weeks with the same seriousness & gravity they applied to a goddamn burning Wendy's

[wint @dril]

tj maxx stands for trader joes maxx.. But yotre not allowed to say that anymore!!! Oh!!!