Stuie Buchanan

"To shreds, you say...?"

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

@dannywallace ‘What kind of Irish is your grandad?’ had me howling.
Expectations were low, but they absolutely smashed it.

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

The world needs another podcast like Blood on The Tracks with @ColinMurray

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

Holy hell, this brought back memories…

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

what happened to all the 'big plaster over the eye' kids from school? not sure i know any adults who were a BPOTE kid. were any of you? how are you faring?

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

@paulgibbins @joelgolby YES!
I collected mine on the cupboard next to my bed.

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

@joelgolby Yep, I was one.
Had surgery on my eye when I 4 for a very bad ‘squint’, so had to go into school wearing those things.
Doctors popped my eye out and tweaked the muscles.
Wore glasses/contacts til I was 15.
Don’t need them anymore, but might soon…

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

@VDOOZER All I’d say is, if a similar team is in place, I’m sure I’ll love it.
Proved it with Shrinking.
Still love YOUR podcast with Donald and Zach.

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

@MD_Morris @joelgolby This is a brilliant point.
Listen to Phil Jones on MOTD.
Every second word is ‘errr’ or ‘ummm’.

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

Has anyone ever seen Rory Stewart and Eddie Redmayne in the same room…?

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What a weekend with the Angelic Footboys. 🥰

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Rangers are so shite it’s painful.

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This is one of the greatest summaries of a game that’s still in play I’ve ever seen:

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

Bathroom’s got a leak, so the plumber came round to check.
Turned the water off until he can fix it tomorrow.

I have two toilet flushes left until tomorrow morning.

This could get very interesting…

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

He’s wearing a wireless microphone…

[Will Sommer @willsommer]

Russell Brand, remade as a right-wing Christian influencer, is now selling a "magical amulet" that protects you from WiFi signals and other "evil energies." Only $239.99 per amulet.

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

Gone Fishing and Match of the Day 2 are always a perfect way to end a Sunday.

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

I have just worked out that I’ve been asked to give some kinda speech at four weddings and a funeral…

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

@pagey2508 Knew you’d be loving it! Haha

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

Everyone in Britain that owns a bucket hat just had an involuntary orgasm

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No Such Thing as a Fish and Johnny Knoxville is the cross-over I didn’t know I needed, or expect.

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

@DMano87 Yeah, I bet Danny Boyle is feeling quite smug right now

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

What even is this opening ceremony…?
It’s all over the shop.
Surprise Gojira though…

[Stuie Buchanan @StuieBuck]

No Dan Cortese though…

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This #OpeningCeremony has everything. Boats. Parkour. Accordians. A woman dressed as a croissant. More boats. Lady Gaga.