We are tracking down the two Anarchists who threw paint on the magnificent George Washington Statue in Manhattan. We have them on tape. They will be prosecuted and face 10 years in Prison based on the Monuments and Statues Act. Turn yourselves in now!
Coronavirus deaths are way down. Mortality rate is one of the lowest in the World. Our Economy is roaring back and will NOT be shut down. “Embers” or flare ups will be put out, as necessary!
Every time I tell my ma I'm going to the store...
Mom: oh, can you pick up [lists various items]?
Me: Wha-wait! *Pulls out pen and notepad*
Mom: *rolls her eyes*
Me: I'm sorry, do you want me to forget this stuff???
@JensenAckles Hey man, are you gonna be in Austin on Apr 21? It's my sis's 21st bday and I'm taking her to your brewery but she'd be stoked if you were there. Love from SA, hope to see you!