Stylus Happenstance

No food pictures. Some baby pictures.

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@krupcake Exactly the same thing happened to me just now. Amazing how often my AMC is projecting movies out of focus.

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@SlowestBro @lisasaurstomp @paigehulsey @KMOV In our house we use four hole punches like the four holes they punched in our Lord

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@revrrlewis

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@markaf1984 @thomaslennon https://t.co/rVc66yO0LM

[SF Sketchfest @SFSketchfest]

It's here! Tonight we unveil Festpocalypse! Join us for the comedy live stream event of the year -- so many amazing performers coming together in one giant show. 5pm PT / 8pm ET. Tickets at https://t.co/eokn0q96Su #festpocalypse #sfsketchfest

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@rebeccawatson Propagate the cactus with a pocketful of soil

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@sarahjeong I don’t know what the short women thing is and I’m on the fence about driving in.

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@TheMAURYShow @paulrust Hey Maury what do you think is going on in this Garfield strip?

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@WilliamGotimer @stephenjudkins @kgallella @GeoRebekah @Popehat My favorite Christmas Carol

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@davebiddy @HerbieGreen @phlhr @BoringPrufrock @BoringLoopLV @boringcompany Grateful to those six brave souls giving their lives every second to help the AI learn.

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@PersonalBeavis @chiweethedog But I f it’s just one guy, it’s not a conspiracy.

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@KrangTNelson

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@arrakishoe @CrisisPork @notsoshittydm I thought it was Joy Division

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@BonanasPod Bonanza used to compete with Perry Mason, and now that city slicker has a new series. Bonanza should get its own gritty prequel, and each season could be about one of the dead wives. I don’t really have a question other than what do you think of this unironically great idea?

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@jaredlholt @ndrew_lawrence THANK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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@hodgman @PFTompkins @janiehaddad Only because I have a lot of time to waste right now

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@DSA_LosAngeles @electrolemon I live in NC, but this has been the second biggest race in my Twitter feed and I’m very pleased with the result.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

PROTECT PREEXISTING CONDITIONS. VOTE!

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@DrewFrogger @hfshzhr And then experience this masterpiece. https://t.co/CJCKO05ubW

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@MattNegrin @daveweigel “That’s just what I heard. If I heard wrong, and they actually had God in the pledge, then that’s wonderful.”