Su Morton

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @obiwankenobi]

Hello there.

[NewYork-Presbyterian @nyphospital]

“As a father & hospital leader, I am humbled & privileged for the opportunity to do my part in suppressing the spread of this virus!” ~Rob Weitzman, Director of Operations, #NYP Lower Manhattan #IGotTheShot #ScienceWins

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

All I'm saying is Alderaan COULD have spontaneously combusted.

You don't know, you weren't there.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Under Palpatine's reign, the Galaxy has never been safer. But also never more dangerous. There is nothing to fear, which is why we have declared a galactic emergency to build more Death Stars. Only with the power to destroy your planet, will your planet will be safe.

[Gerry ⚘️ @LatinGerryy]

I didn’t get the presidential alert. Does this mean if an apocalypse happens, I wasn’t chosen to survive?..

Should I be relieved or scared?

#PresidentialAlert

[probable human @probable_human]

It's only a matter of time. #PresidentialAlert

[LateBrkng @LateBrkng]

Was this #PresidentialAlert necessary?

[. @_CoronaLime_]

History was made in the United States today as 300 million Americans decided to simultaneously switch back to flip phones that can not receive text messages.

#PresidentialAlert

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

A predator keeps calling me.

#PresidentialAlert

[Jim Jefferies Show @jefferiesshow]

Anyone else just get this #PresidentialAlert?

[Robin Lundberg @robinlundberg]

That #PresidentialAlert was definitely even worse than when U2 put themselves on my phone.

[Su Morton @SuMorton]

Thanks @JamesTWmusic for the tickets last night! Awesome gig!

[Su Morton @SuMorton]

Hanging out with @JamesTWmusic - awesome set! See ya Tuesday!

[Su Morton @SuMorton]

@JamesTWmusic my Sanctuary is Pianos’s - can I get 2 tickets for tuesday from one Brit to another?! Xoxo 😘

[Megan Hayes @MegHayes]

I mean we’re all up past our bedtime anyway, can’t we just finish this now? #thebachelor

[Newsfox @theNewsfox]

If you see something strange, please do report it to the British Transport Police. Like say, a Southern train, moving anywhere. #Lewisham

[gav_pat @gav_pat]

#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I won’t go #south of the #river - where have I heard that before #southlondon 😉

[Guy Verhoftwat (Parody) @TheTwatRises]

#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because it's a shithole.

[Helen @HC_Zedart]

#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because Big Ben is out of order. FAKE clock. UNFAIR. I have the best clocks by the way. Covered in gold leaf & not tacky at all.