Suarez El Suave

Least interesting man in Dade, paperweight enthusiast, couch potato, Belen grad and aspiring frat star

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

My 5 point plan for when I am #Mayor of this County: 1- collect the other half of the penny, 2- open the way for my son, 3- rush ΦAΓ, 4- buy more paperweights, and 5- comer mierda. #ElSuave #comeatmebro

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@bokehbaby1979 @FLCaseyDeSantis @GovRonDeSantis Too bad she only came down for a campaign fundraiser and she just took advantage that she was here to pass by #SurfsideBuildingCollapse … open your eyes!!! @GovRonDeSantis has been here everyday. @NikkiFried just arrived for a photo-op!

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@MayorDaniella @GovRonDeSantis Stop playing politics!!!!! People … many of your residents have died today!!!

[Fabio A. Andrade @FabioASays]

Who should replace Rush on Radio & become the voice of conservatives in America & the world? Help RT and you know my vote.

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

My next Agricultural Commissioner!!!! @aaron_leib @nikkifried @doug_hanks Adelante, Oscar!!!!!!

[Oscar A. De la Rosa @OADelaRosa]

Get Florida’s economy back on track? FL unemployment at 6.1%, lower than US average AND lowest since spike at pandemic of 14.3%. FL farmers income doubled since pandemic... #factcheck @RonDeSantisFL @LtGovNunez @SenMannyDiazJr @BryanAvilaFL

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

La #SashaTirador is back at it with the política sucia... best part is that she blocked me... so much for the tolerant left, amirite?!?! Someone please show this to her and have the “recently defeated consultant” reach out. @MayorHialeah

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

https://t.co/G1Nl1OGTSB I AM BACK, BITCHES!!! APOYANDO A ESTEBAN BOVOOOOOO #TeamBovo @BillyCorben @TeamBovo @SteveBovo

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@JSabater98 Move to New York if you want to be locked down!!!

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@BillyCorben @MayorDaniella 🤡👶🏼

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@MangoHillRecs @BillyCorben @MayorDaniella Should’ve voted BOVO.... lmfao

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@culvert @RepMariaSalazar Bro... you’re still with the David Rivera BS? Bovo lost already! Let it go!

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

Mijo, welcome to Twitter! TQM!! 😘😘

[Francis XXX Suarez @SuavecitoSuarez]

The @CityofMiami didn’t want me to be this strong. Pero I’m back and more corrupt than ever baby. @CronyCounty @BillyCorben @SuaveSuarez @LevineCaca

[Francis XXX Suarez @SuavecitoSuarez]

The @CityofMiami didn’t want me to be this strong. Pero I’m back and more corrupt than ever baby. @CronyCounty @BillyCorben @SuaveSuarez @LevineCaca

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@newschica @AlinaGarcia @SteveBovo @JoeCarolloNow You contribute NOTHING to society!

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@maxstein305 You wanted this too! No te hagas el papelazo!

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

Funny how you expected this woman to not be part of the #corruption in Miami. @BillyCorben @MayorDaniella

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

Everything @MayorDaniella says about Jimmy Morales here is a lie. How she can appoint him to such an important position in our county and be so staggeringly ignorant about his record is alarming. It's like she cancelled her own administration before it even started. #BecauseMiami

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@BillyCorben @MayorDaniella @CityManagerMB Billy, YOU wanted this.

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@juancuba @votedaniella @SteveBovo @doug_hanks Fact: piece if shit Juan Cuba is desperate for a job on the 29th floor.

[Suarez El Suave @SuaveSuarez]

@MiamiHerald @AP Hmmmm... I can’t be the Joe Biden parties!!