J C🔜

Dallas 🌃 EDM dude, obviously |

Finance, Hockey, Star Wars, And my beautiful Wife

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

If you can live your life without an audience, you should do it

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

@JFreshHockey Trade Mctavish and get him in Anaheim

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

Dostal has the opposite of the clutch gene

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

I miss my wife

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

@AnaheimDucks Dostal doing this was so predictable

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

Cutter let's fucking gooooo!!!!

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

Cutter Gauthier you dawg

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

@JM_speakss 75%

[WarrensBuffet @warrensbuffet2]

So they also murdered the children they raped

Wtaf

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

@BullTheoryio That's because I finally moved my money to crypto 7 months ago 🥲

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

@Whale_Guru @grok If you're right I win. If you're wrong i still might win

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Elon becomes the first and only person to

- Prove the world that Cars can be electric and efficient and not boring but super cool
- Than builds Tesla, the world’s top electric car brand, and inspired every major car company to follow

- Skyrockets Tesla into a trillion-dollar giant and made millions of wealth for people
- Powers homes with clean, sustainable energy, solar panels, batteries, and superchargers everywhere
- Builds FSD and reduced road accidents by almost 90%

- First to land a rocket and make it reusable
- Than catch over 200,000kg giant thing mid air...straight out of sci-fi, now a reality

- Employs hundreds of thousands of people across Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, and more

- Fought for free speech: Bought 𝕏 (Twitter), faced global heat, paid high price, bounced back, now driving xAI's value to $113B+
- Gave people their voice back
- Exposed government fraud

- Building xAI's Grok with the boldest mission ever: "maximally truth seeking AI"

- Builds tunnels to kill traffic, so people can drive in peace

- Develop Neuralink brain interfaces - helping people walk, talk, see, and overcome disabilities like never before

- Launched thousands of Starlink satellites - world’s biggest satellite internet network, connecting even the remotest places

The real value is what he’s built for humanity...solving the biggest problems, inspiring ambitions, and making life better for everyone

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

Tomorrow christmas comes early

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

I am going to retire in Bangkok

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

Nothing ruins a song like a British person singing with their accent turned on 🤢

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

I would never be a stepdad

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

@unusual_whales Then they should vote accordingly

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

I miss my wife so much

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Unpopular opinion

You have a responsibility to remain attractive to your spouse.

[Brian Beers @brianbeers]

Unrealized capital gains 101:

You bought 100 shares of Zoom stock in Jan 2020 for $75 per share

Ends year at $350 per share but you didn’t sell giving you an unrealized gain $27.5k

Under Kamala’s plan you owe $6,875 in taxes (25% of $27.5k)

But you didn’t sell so you don’t have the cash. you pay taxes out of savings

You continue to hold until August 2024. Finally sell for $60 per share

You LOST $1,500 on the stock PLUS you paid the taxes on the $27.5k of “gains” you never actually received since they evaporated

The initial tax proposal is only targeting $100M+ but that’s just the start. It opens the gates to lower the threshold whenever they choose

Before you know it every person who owns a stock is paying this tax

People stop buying stocks. Companies have less capital to invest into new products and develop technology

Economy tanks. Jobs lost

What a joyful future

[J C🔜 @Subchronyx]

@itshoodlum Growing up is realizing Illenium fucking sucks