Zach //

Conjurer of unfinished songs. Critics Are Raving.

[Zach // @SubscriptionFee]

My new album “Pyrite Archive” is out!
Tapes are available at @retrac_recs

https://t.co/1C8RVqs6LI

Catch it on Spotify, Apple Music, and all the rest :)

https://t.co/tcIr6qSXnd

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Netanyahu knows Americans are sick of funding Israel’s wars. So now he’s working with Congress to hide military aid inside Pentagon co-production deals.

That means MORE U.S. tax dollars for Israel, with even LESS oversight.

Not gonna happen!

[Zach // @SubscriptionFee]

You think anyone ever tried picking up chicks at the Pizza Hut sit-down salad bar? Embarrassing to think about.

[matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸 @GhostStoriesEnd]

I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌

[Zach // @SubscriptionFee]

Humanity really popped off when they creating yellow fin tuna (with olive oil) in a can

[Thomas White @len0killer]

They call it “single use utensil” because it when you’re single, u’se going to using yo”u” plate for ten big bites and it’s ten silicious!

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Yup. Doors at 7pm. First band starts at....... fuck you

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

this young man has been waiting in the wings

[⚓🐛 io @i0lanthe_]

Thats it im sending the scarab after you. Hate everyoen evil ass doom beetle that kills everyone with telekinesis run and hide no escaping his wrath

[turbomander @turbomander]

DO NOT EVER i repeat EVER call me ur "boo" that is the noise that GHOSTS MAKE. i will SCREAM

[Michael Guy Bowman @mguybowman]

jazz is about the notes you don’t play. I have never touched a trumpet in my life. at night I go home and play Roblox . THATS jazz

[ᖚᓷᓺᓺᕿᔍᕣᒔᖍ @tianhuojian]

Reclamation by Starlight
https://t.co/GTgdbzfvSs

On the winds of change come the rains of renewal… You wisp me away like the wind vanishing into starlight.

[ᖚᓷᓺᓺᕿᔍᕣᒔᖍ @tianhuojian]

Today, 13:03 EDT: https://t.co/UtZiSpwkPh

[turbomander @turbomander]

you try to high five me during my iframes and your hand passes right through my upper body. fool. you will now be punished during your recovery

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

I’m having trouble breathing with a bad fever. Where should I fly tomorrow?

[Pequod @The_Pequod_]

The best music coming out rn is all weird, sample based, and makes people upset

[Iglꙩꙩghost @IGLOOGHOST]

I WILL NEVER DO A PRODUCTION STREAM COZ I DEVELOPED A HABIT OF DOING THIS EMOTE IRL WHEN I STUMBLE ON A SYNTH THAT CLICKS WITH THE SONG. I PRESS RECORD AND WHILE THE METRONOME IS COUNTING DOWN, I ENACT THE EMOTE BEFORE PUTTING MY HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD. IT IS FOUL & UNINTENTIONAL.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Random chest pains are a sign of good luck in some cultures

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Yes I’m white.
Yes I eat:

Chicken Tikka Masala
Mango Lassi
Garlic Naan
California Roll
Street Tacos
“Birria”
Lamb over Rice
General Tso

Sincerely, one of the good ones.