Sunday

Please don't.

[Sunday @Subspace]

I don't think you've really lived until you put a 96" fluorescent tube into a trash compactor.

[Sunday @Subspace]

I coughed while trying to swallow my hypertension pill and it went up into my sinus. Not to sound too melodramatic but I just don't see how as a species we can go on much longer.

[Sunday @Subspace]

Turns out that calling your boyfriend a cockfucker during street hockey is good sportsmanship.

[Sunday @Subspace]

When a grown up sits we're lazy but if a baby does it it's called "sitting up" and it's a "skill."

[Sunday @Subspace]

Victorian sandwich language code:

Half vertical: I see you like sandwiches
Half diagonal: meet me behind the gazebo
Quarters: you're a fucking child, maybe literally
Half horizontal: I want a divorce

[Sunday @Subspace]

Me and my best friend trying to give each other advice.

[Sunday @Subspace]

I was watching a pro bodybuilder's video of what he buys at Costco and he spent quite some time explaining to the camera that each week he buys a movie, and then that's the movie he watches.

[Sunday @Subspace]

I can squat sets of more than my body weight but if I try to squat down and pick a towel off the floor odds are I'm just staying down.

[Sunday @Subspace]

@scyrx Too soon?

[Sunday @Subspace]

Alone in the new house game called "Wind or Murderer?"

[Sunday @Subspace]

My 13yo neighbor: "Why would anyone backpack across Europe? Boooooriiiiing."

[Sunday @Subspace]

@exlibris In your own bathroom? Doesn't that narrow the suspects down?

[Sunday @Subspace]

@exlibris Great! Are you taking orders?

[Sunday @Subspace]

@exlibris Holy greatness! She-peanut! Very good news, my friend, I'm better at making girl crafts than boy. Wee!

[Sunday @Subspace]

@xadrian I do add tags to other people occasionally, if I feel like they missed something that would increase traffic.

[Sunday @Subspace]

Well, I guess I answered my own question, I just didn't want the question to be "How bad could this burrito possibly be?"

[Sunday @Subspace]

"Why didn't you tell me my hair was messed up?" "You're wearing a buckskin jacket and flipflops, where did you want me to draw the line?"

[Sunday @Subspace]

Operation Go To Target a success, if you believe spending $140 on plastic storage tubs can be a success.

[Sunday @Subspace]

"Lindsey Lohan referred to Obama as 'our first colored president'." "I guess she's confident there will be another colored president."