Shiminenge

Best Friend Ever||Calm One||God Lover||Loveliness Personified||Good Listener||Selfless|| Youth Coordinator And Investor

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

If you knew that you had only a few more days to live will you tell anyone?
Who would you tell?

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@venimaurieni That’s true sha but you will be lonely and possibly feel out of touch with alot

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

If you could would you want to live for ever?

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@venimaurieni But why would you want to live for ever thou 😅

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@GabrielaVaLef But you obviously didn’t want him right 😂

[Rasheed, Alabi @Rash3ye]

If you run a restaurant, salon, gym, shop or host events - you already have people walking through your door every day. How many of them can you reach again tomorrow?

Most businesses lose 90% of their walk-ins forever. They came, they paid, they left. Here's a simple fixIf you run a restaurant, salon, gym, shop or host events - you already have people walking through your door every day. How many of them can you reach again tomorrow?

Most businesses lose 90% of their walk-ins forever. They came, they paid, they left. Here's a simple fixIf you run a restaurant, salon, gym, shop or host events - you already have people walking through your door every day. How many of them can you reach again tomorrow?

Most businesses lose 90% of their walk-ins forever. They came, they paid, they left. Here's a simple fix:

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@itzchristunique Wise woman

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@rukky_nate Weigh your options

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@ibrahim615899 She was not going to inform you if you didn’t show up at her place. She just wanted to disappear

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

Continuation: Government services you can do online yourself — POLICE REPORTS!

A lot of Nigerians still don’t know that you can request certain Nigeria Police services online without first going to a police station to start the process.

Through the official Police Specialized Services Automation Project (POSSAP) portal, you can request:

• Police Report
• Police Extract
• Police Investigation Report
• Police Character Clearance Certificate

You can create an account, submit your request and make payment online.

Official website:
possap. gov. ng

POSSAP Registration:
possap. gov. ng/p/signup

The official POSSAP process is Request → Approval → Fulfilment.

Processing time can vary depending on the type of service and how quickly the application is completed and approved.

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@Mmesoma_001 To massage his fragile ego 🙄

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@Robichux @opsylojay1 Depending on my disposition and schedule I may not be able to move in , instead I’d make alternative plans to assist not put my life on hold for 18 months plus

[FS YUSUF @FSYusuff]

My job is to RETWEET!!!!

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@Robichux @opsylojay1 Have you seen a mother leave her child and never look back because she doesn’t want the stress and struggles that comes with raising a kid?
This is a very silly thing to say about someone’s selfless and unconditional sacrifice.
Mind you she’s hurting from the loss too😥🥹

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

You can do a lot of government documentation yourself online without paying an agent.

1. International Passport
Apply through the Nigeria Immigration Service Passport Portal. You can complete the application and payment online, then attend your selected centre for biometric capture. Nigeria Immigration Service

2. CAC Registration
You can register your business name or company yourself through the CAC Company Registration Portal (CRP).
CAC Registration Portal

3. SCUML Registration
You can register for your SCUML certificate yourself through the SCUML-EFCC portal. SCUML specifically warns against paying third parties because registration and certification are free.
SCUML Official Portal

4. Driver’s Licence
You can start your driver’s licence application online through the FRSC Nigeria Driver’s Licence Portal. However, you will still need to complete required physical steps such as driving tests and biometric capture.
FRSC Driver’s Licence Portal

5. Affidavit
The Federal High Court E-Affidavit Portal allows applicants to submit affidavits online, make payments and receive electronically processed documents, depending on the applicable process/division.
Federal High Court E-Affidavit Portal

[OgeChi.$ @_Ogechi1]

She's the GOAT for real

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@Gboye_Rave Everything except eating four noodles. I don’t even like eating noodles

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

@venimaurieni Look again 🙄

[Shiminenge @Suemerryheart]

Don’t let my innocent face fool you sha.
I spew and supply wholesale madness when I step on shit you made me play with.
Funny thing is you won’t still believe I supplied it🙄