SinkPisserr

All cock no cum

[SinkPisserr @SultanOfSlop1]

@GuntherEagleman You could have said you sucked 10 cocks this morning when you woke up and it would still be less gay than this tweet

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Yeah not profound at all

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Endless next-quarter thinking has reduced the Nvidia brand to "F-tier value for S-tier prices". 5070 should have had 16GB VRAM minimum, 5080 w 24/32 SKUs, 5090 32/48/+. Releasing a $1,000+ GPU in 2025 with a crippling 16GB is a monopolistic crime against the consumer.

[SinkPisserr @SultanOfSlop1]

@no_uh22 Heavy is the head that wears the crown, king 👑

[SinkPisserr @SultanOfSlop1]

@no_uh22 Fumbled the bag

[SinkPisserr @SultanOfSlop1]

@no_uh22 My wife 🙏❤️

[SinkPisserr @SultanOfSlop1]

@Blair_Poorman Pro tip for free. If you day drink and drunk text your ex it just comes across as a heart felt compliment!

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Peeing at urinal Forgot to pull my pants down) hmmm quick question. Where the hell is my piss

[SinkPisserr @SultanOfSlop1]

@Blair_Poorman He has risen!

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

If anyone is on drugs rn, please take a minute to consider this cool ass fact!

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Woman fantasy: Fall in love with a starving artist, who turns out to be my high school bully…and there’s a killer on the loose😨

Man fantasy: Double cheeseburger in a 1996 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon

Frog fantasy: Catch a fly so big it explodes me

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

Your grandpa took amphetamines to fight wars. You take amphetamines to make PowerPoints. Sad!

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Listen, you need to be peasant maxxing. You need to be marching in the mud. You need to be eating gruel constantly. Practicing with pike, wearing sack cloth, stealing chickens. Plowing the field. You need to be obsessed with the coming harvest

[dogfightin @dogfightin]

Been looking for a sign that you should relapse? Here it is. You know it’ll feel so good. This is also a sign to text your ex

[matt @mattybtweets69]

On my henchman shit. On my “got it, boss” shit.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

the guy they kicked out of try guys should start doing videos about getting pussy and not having to work with nerds any more

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

One quarter into a beer: I used to be a god

[Yall hear that @BloodsareCrips]

There’s a tall boy can of alcohol somewhere at your local gas station, at the bottom ? The answer to why she’s never coming back