We didnβt hire you to discover the truth, find meaning, or make the world a better place with your research. We hired you to get grants with overhead that returns to the college!
In crafting the revised tenure standards, please ensure there is sufficient latitude in language and criteria to punish your enemies and reward your friends. Please also remember you donβt have any friends.
We will fearlessly take the path forward to an imagined future! Through innovative synergies, we will engage in cutting edge, transformative, and interdisciplinary research and teaching that reshapes our world into realities not yet possible! We are the change, we dream of!
I love a sky π
I love a sun β
I love a night π
I love a tree π³
I love a run π
I love a toaster π
I love a bath π π
I love a song πΆ
I love a dance πΊ
I love a laugh π
And I hate people. βπ π ββοΈπ ββοΈβ
Mask policy easing and I can't believe how absolutely wrong my brain is when guessing what someone looks like without a mask. I would not be able to pick someone (who I've worked with since September) out of a lineup if their mask was off.
Our national treasure, Betty White, has passed just before her 100th birthday. Our Sue Ann Nivens, our beloved Rose Nylund, has joined the heavens to delight the stars with her inimitable style, humor, and charm. A great loss to us all. We shall miss her dearly.
Here it is: humanityβs final look at @NASAWebb as it heads into deep space to answer our biggest questions. Alone in the vastness of space, Webb will soon begin an approximately two-week process to deploy its antennas, mirrors, and sunshield. #UnfoldTheUniverse