Mrs. Norris

Boss and CEO

[Mrs. Norris @SundayThoughtz]

Babies with binkies in their mouths are cuter than babies without binkies in their mouths

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

That alcohol will have me Communicating

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

im into some really deep shit………like dreams…and fate….and stuffed animals. its complicated you wouldnt get it

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Horse slug @horseslug]

is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else

[Abby @abbeygale]

Girl check for a gas leak @taylorswift13

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I’m waiting till marriage to have sex

[sova @abysshriek]

I literally just opened Reddit dude

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I’m back, I couldn’t save my marriage

[funplings @funplings]

locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes

[Michelle L. Price @michellelprice]

The most alluring spam text yet

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

l've never had casual sex i've only ever had sex that caused problems or led to use of narcotics and unprescribed pharmaceuticals

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Love bombing feels amazing

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

f* brocili and f* homewerk

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Single hmu

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Lena Dunham is officially a mother.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

oh yeah well my dads an apple and my moms a banana and my uncle is a carrot and my grandma is a celery

[J 🧚🏾‍♀️ @_TyJenay]

My sister on my phone talking ab “you tried the nachos from subway yet”? Exactly why ion be wanting to answer my phone for her.

[elle 🔻 @dregcollapse]

the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Can someone Zelle me 20k it’s really important