My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻

[My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻 @SuperpowersMy]

@amyschumer’s Growing is hilarious & heartwarming. Her take on her husband’s autism is 👌😭

“It dawned on me how funny it was b/c all of the characteristics that make it clear that he’s on the spectrum are all of the reasons that I fell madly in love w/ him. That’s the truth.”

[My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻 @SuperpowersMy]

@MavenOfMayhem I am too broke right now to buy your book, but I have asked my library to get it. Can’t wait to read it!

[My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻 @SuperpowersMy]

@TheBloggess We got you. You don’t have to be funny. We will listen.

[My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻 @SuperpowersMy]

@TheBloggess We love you. The world is better because you’re in it. Your books have gotten me through some of my worst times. I wish I could help you as much as you have helped me.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Let today be a lesson, kids: Crime doesn't pay after the first two and a half years of doing nonstop crime.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

I honestly don’t understand why adults would choose to spend their time mocking and threatening teenagers and children for promoting science, when they could do something good instead. I guess they must simply feel so threatened by us. ->

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

He sounds really defeated and sad.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

"One Republican senator told me if it was a secret vote, 30 Republican senators would vote to impeach Trump."

– Mike Murphy, fmr. senior adviser to Mitt Romney and John McCain
https://t.co/AFBBZTReyX

[My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻 @SuperpowersMy]

@TheBloggess Yes!!!! I can’t wait to read it!

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Everything’s gonna be alright.

[bee ⛓️ @beehaviour_]

The Amazon rainforest provides 20% of the world's oxygen. People are deliberately starting fires in effort to illegally deforest land for cattle ranching. President Bolsonaro is letting this slide!! #AmazonRainforest #PrayforAmazonas
https://t.co/9pWraNgWu6

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

Denmark has lost 43 soldiers in Afghanistan.
If you're keeping score at home, that's 43 more people than have served in uniform from the president*'s family.

[𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 @lgbtxluthor]

friendly reminder that the Amazon forest has been on fire for 20+ days now, wildlife is being killed and half of brazil is being covered in such a thick layer of dust and ashes that São Paulo got dark at 3pm yesterday bc sunlight couldn’t breach through

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

"I was personally shattered, and then you kind of reform yourself in this quiet, grieving world that was created in the house."

Comedian Stephen Colbert opens up to @andersoncooper about grief and the death of his dad and brothers in a plane crash when he was 10 years old.

[Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper]

one of my favorite excerpts from my interview with @StephenAtHome. This question he embraces left me stunned when i first read it, and i can’t stop thinking about his answer. It has helped me, and i hope it helps others.

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Colbert: "Our president wants to live in a fantasy world where only the way he perceives the world is the way it is, only the things that sort of serve his vision, and he's also trying to convince us that that is the only world that exists..."

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

People suffer from mental illness in every other country on earth; people play video games in virtually every other country on earth.

The difference is the guns.

[My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻 @SuperpowersMy]

@TheBloggess Yay!! I am so happy!!

[My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻 @SuperpowersMy]

I am officially old.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

'The O.C.' premiered Aug. 5, 2003. See what the cast is up to now https://t.co/VHK2qIorzk

[My Superpowers Have Yet to Come 🎃👻 @SuperpowersMy]

@AnneWheaton Can you add just a bit of chicken broth? Or just a bit of ground beef? That does it for my guys.