David Sanders

A compassionate nihilist. #Humanist #LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈. I'm just a broken person looking for the tape.
(He/Him)

[David Sanders @SupraSolum]

@theoctobear @WordSlingerAD @rothschildmd 1. His isn't the only person's blood being used.
2. He volunteered.
3. The story is about him because he's so famous.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

imagine explaining this tweet to someone from last year

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We have a president who doesn't believe in science. Whether it is climate change or the coronavirus pandemic, that is unbelievably dangerous.

[Weijia Jiang @weijia]

We have now tested 1.5% of the population.

[NPR @NPR]

The World Health Organization says there's "no evidence" that recovering from COVID-19 can lead to immunity — and that proposals for reopening society based on such an idea are therefore unreliable. https://t.co/ljlGAK91OR

[Robyn Pennacchia @RobynElyse]

You know, I read through all this weird ass conspiracy theory shit all the time, and the main thing they have in common isn't the illuminati, it isn't the "deep state" it's not even just random nefarious elites.

It is people who believe their imaginations are real.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Lmfao conservatives have zero understanding of politics and it shows.

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

How the fuck are you not a trillionaire?

[ABC News @ABC]

NEW: Maryland sends out emergency alert after receiving more than 100 calls on consuming disinfectant, governor's office says. https://t.co/5X210PxiN9

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure https://t.co/3bKatQGz04

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

Jon Coelho, 32, died Wednesday of cardiac arrest brought on by the coronavirus. He was a young and healthy husband and father of two.

After retrieving his belongings from the hospital, his wife found a note in his phone that he'd left her and the kids:
https://t.co/lSmU4om3mV

[Nelson Carvajal @nelsoncarvajal]

The Mayor of Las Vegas: “We offer to be a control group.”

Insane Clown Posse: “We refuse to risk even one Juggalo life.”

#ThisIs2020

[NBC News @NBCNews]

President Trump suggested that disinfectants could be explored as a possible treatment for COVID-19 infections — an extremely dangerous proposition that could kill people, medical experts stress. https://t.co/EhVPOZmugW

[Miss S @teachinginge]

My Nan’s best friend lives at the end of the garden, so they open their adjoining gate (best friend goals), take a chair and sit and talk to each other either side wearing their masks. It was today I found out that this is the mask my Nan has been wearing.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

The bleach and alcohol stuff is deeply worrying, but what's much more alarming is that the executive plan now appears to be bumbling from viral miracle cure to viral miracle cure with supreme confidence, hoping at every turn that people forgot about the last one.