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[Asrul Muzaffar🇲🇾 @asrulmm]

Arwah Tok Guru aku pernah ajar kalau terjumpa anjing liar yang menyeringai macam nak terkam kita, ucap kat dia:

“ASSALAMUALAIKUM, YA KITMIR”

Kena ucap dengan nada tegas, autoritatif. Bukan lemah gemalai macam nak ngorat Milah yang jual nasi lemak kat tepi jalan.

Setakat ni dok amal, tak pernah la kena ligan atau kena terkam anjing. Paling kuat pun dia menyalak. Wallahu’alam

[My #HadithTime @myhadithtime]

ISRAK MIKRAJ & AZAB ORANG YANG MENGUMPAT

Islam mengajar kita agar berakhlak mulia dan tidak menimbulkan kebencian dengan orang lain.

[linda.elle.hafiza 🇲🇾 @LindaElleHafiza]

BANTU GARY, THE LIMPING KITTEN
Di jumpai 24hb, tgh menangis tahan kesakitan sebab kaki blkg belah kiri tak boleh jejak tanah. Dia jalan sambil berjengket 😭 Dia sekor je kat situ, saya tak tau how dia ada kat situ. Adekah org buang or dia termasuk dlm engine kereta.

[Azeem Syuk @AzeemSyuk]

HR: Expected salary awak RM3,800 ya?

Calon: Ya betul sebab dalam job ad tulis range RM3,500 ke RM4,000.

HR: Kenapa awak rasa awak layak dapat RM3,800?

Calon: Dari skills dan pengalaman yang saya ada, saya rasa saya layak dapat gaji macam tu.

(bebenang)

[Khairul Hafidz @khairul_hafidz]

Contoh humblebragging

Student:
"Aku tak belajar dowh dan tadi tak boleh jawab sangat. Alhamdulillah, dapat juga A+ Add Math"

Runner:
Pagi ni dapat Personal Best (PB), letak di Strava tulis caption Recovery Run.

Pak cik pencen:
"Inilah kereta bawa ke pasar tiap hari"
Bawa Merc

[Brian Maierhofer @brianmaierhofer]

The most dangerous modern diseases aren't:

Obesity. Depression. ADHD.

This one condition is the worst. And it causes the three above.

Here it is (and how to protect yourself): 🧵

[zafran | weddingtemplate | takaful @zafranmustafa]

Setiap kali rasa tak cukup duit atau rasa kesempitan, cubalah korang bersedekah atau belanja orang makan. Serious, Allah akan bukakan pintu - pintu rezeki yang tak dijangka - jangka. Very good explaination. 🤍

[themokumentary @themokumentary]

Tally vision. 1/4

[FWB et cætera @BMVFM]

1. Tindakan seorang wanita tempatan meniru keffiyeh bermotif bunga popi merah milik pereka Amerika Syarikat mengundang padah apabila pekungnya terdedah di media sosial.

“Memalukan! Orang tu bagi 100% profit pada Palestin tapi kau masuk poket sendiri!” komen netizen.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

ISRAELI SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND ABUSE OF PALESTINIAN WOMEN IN PRISONS

Amena Hussain was taken hostage by Israeli Soldiers:

"She kept kicking and beating me, she refused to give me my head cover. It was pure torture, she was very vindictive and extremely violent and resentful, they all were. They were abusing me in all means, physically, emotionally, sexually.”

[Pelham @Resist_05]

The Zionists are bombing the last remaining area in Gaza… the world has allowed the total genocide of a nation in 165 days

There are no homes, no schools, no shops, no hospitals left in Gaza

THIS IS A PREMEDITATED GENOCIDE..🇵🇸💔

[MoTaz @motazazaiza9]

Cute baby?
Israel killed her

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

💔🇵🇸 ISRAELI soldiers mock an innocent Palestinian journalist.

[Ahmad Nu'man @numanmazlan]

Menarik istilah ini (Israeled). Mungkin kita boleh membiasakan penggunaannya.

Johannesburg, South Africa

Kredit: Prof Dr Zainur Rashid

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Hi @Israel

This is your soldiers who entered a house in Gaza and shared the underwear of the people who used to live in the house on Instagram.

Is this part of your “self-defense” strategy?

[MoTaz @motazazaiza9]

In every single interview I do with the international media they ask me about the picture I can’t forget
This is the picture I will never forget how my heart beats went from zero to hundred in less than a second
I couldn’t even put my eye through the viewfinder of my camera, I thought the first responder opened the ambulance door to get an injured person

[MoTaz @motazazaiza9]

I survived death many times, but many people, places and memories didn’t.
Like the press house I was using during the first days of as a safe house for journalists, but it’s demolished now.

[Faruqi Norazmi @azfaruqi95]

Tapi ni posisi solat lelaki dengan lelaki...