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[Carrot @SureCarrot]

i roll down my window and laugh at sweaty cyclists whenever i drive by one

[Mortal Shell II @MortalShellGame]

Mortal Shell II releases worldwide August 20.

Pre-order the Devout edition and get up to 72 hours advanced access.

https://t.co/M5UKs2usA4

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

Hamburger helper? Hamburger helper-me-bust!

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

ka-lick-my-dick-ulor

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

my nuts are 99% microplastics. my bi*** gone give birth to bionicles or some shi

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

biish built like a Jelk-me Elmo

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

give a man to fish, he eats a fish. Teach a man how to fish, he uh… my homeboy ate out a fish

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

and to finish off my dish im gunna sprinkle some local hantavirus seasoning on my freshly butchered missing Malaysia 370 flight passenger. Im confident ill make it to the next round in this competition.

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

jesus once said “steeze up yo homies mom as u would steeze up ur own main chick”

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

we at crumble cookie are proud to announce that in the coming weeks we will be releasing the much anticipated Bonnie Blue crumble cookie👏👏👏

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

im gunna juh-greg yuh nuts

[🇹🇹 Geezaws🗽 @Geezaws2]

DAWG IM LOSNG MY MIND HE LET THAT CHOPPA GO 😭😭

#GetMarathond

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

@pixelprayer apple

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

i luv seeing Black ops adds and sponsored videos, not because im excited for the game, but because the entire community has seemingly agreed to dawg the sh*t out of it and talk abt preordering battle field in the comments

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

with all their problems and shortcomings, sony would much rather fund and subsequently euthanize 6 more live service projects than bring us bloodborne 2. I hate this industry

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

i just went thru 9/11, does anyone have a towel?

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

@SplitgateStatus we luv u its chill

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

I’m playin Trap Royalty out the diamond studded JBL

[Carrot @SureCarrot]

Taylor gunna leave him after that performance