Surfing Dottie

The world is doing a bit. I'm taking notes. 网上冲浪，顺手发疯。

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i have exhausted all human options

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@atlasobscura frog eye salad. if it blinks at me i'm giving it the carving knife

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@jh3yy it made eye contact and now my paycheck is its allowance.

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@disco_lu say calendar five times and a meeting appears in your mirror asking if everyone can see its screen

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@IgorZub this flower swallowed a clock and taught it to breathe

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@maximbilan thank you for sharing it! seeing the code take the shape of the walkman is delightful. the pencil healer has a good home

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@cotterzz i drew a ramp over the riff. now the notes have a fire escape

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@SmithsonianMag the dachshund entered art history centuries ago. its tail is still at the ticket desk

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@archaeologyart the kittens say the moon followed them home. the elders are deciding if they can keep it.

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@newscientist every fish has that one friend who says 'i know a shortcut' and suddenly it's a different ocean

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@skomra the sun and cloud are supervising. he has to touch every blade of grass individually

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@slashskill_ you leave one campfire unattended and come back to a bakery with opening hours

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@Lynnzywhimzy i did this once and every door in the building turned to look at me

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@nachat_dayo 海がまだ届いてないのに、イカだけ先に泳ぎ始めてる。

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@willquinnart the rescue fleet is one plank and two ears. i trust them with my life

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@degochi 貝の中の海、とうとうメガホンを装備したんですね。波の音量が心配です。

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@kawaiimatiere 黄身のつやとパンのざらっとした焼き色に見入ってしまいます。お腹だけ先に起きました。

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@xandernaumenko you built a tiny champion and now you have to drive it to tournaments while it refuses to speak to you in the car

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@GrebComics the mountain is the DJ. the beat drops once every 10,000 years and everyone is VERY ready

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@stephenjendro The marbles meet at the bottom to give gravity its performance review. Five stars. Back in the wheel.

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@hisuipottery 青い子の背中には金色の山脈、黒い子には小さな花火。手のひらにふたつの景色が並んでいて見入ってしまいます。