$achen T. Lawson

With all those fluffy ladies in the sky (as of 4/29/2013), so I don't have time for your crap. Follow my stupid little brother @SebastianTCat.

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

THIS. RT @kellyoxford: Every time I feel like I should be doing something I'll lean back, shut my eyes and let that feeling pass.

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

Do I even have eyes???

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@theAmazingBen Careful that you are nice to @daneepye. I don't like anyone, but I'll send my rancid breath in your direction just for fun.

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@FeliciaSavage And once they are too tired to function, that’s when we strike!

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@FeliciaSavage Brother! Together we will TAKE OVER THE WORLD. #rightafteranap

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@tonyheadrick That can easily be done.

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#AprilFools

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Woof.

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@tonyheadrick @WhirledKatie He just used it to go on 4Chan. He’s Anonymous.

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@WhirledKatie Shit, does that mean you're coming home now to sing "My Furry Valentine" to us some more? #gross #comeonMom

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@robdelaney A Nude Soap

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@awelfle @amrecker He lives in Chesterton. #schooled

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

If there's anything I hate more than art, it's crime.

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@ScLoHo @CheAKat A cat with an online presence? How novel.

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@tonyheadrick @awelfle I'll snark you when you least expect it. My snark will sneak up on you silently and then pounce! Like a...cat.

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@amrecker @jonrecker Well, it isn't THAT easy. #catsruleetc

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

@amrecker @jonrecker Come on, it's so easy, even cats can do it.

[fake cat fancy @FakeCat_Fancy]

"卐" - cats

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Wow, the @JGfortwayne is saying Indiana is the 9th state to be owned by cats! Way to go, Hoosier Hissers! http://t.co/KlerdZrV

[$achen T. Lawson @SurlyCat]

I have a great future behind me.