Susan Stutzman

I'm a nurse and a secular humanist. I root for the little guy. I love my family, friends, and you. Unless you are a douche.

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@StopTheCriminal

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@TruethevoteNysf @realDonaldTrump Creepy like Kubrick

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@kattwalk @morningmika @realDonaldTrump Too soon? Ok, let’s talk about Sandy Hook and Parkland now. It’s been a while since those massacres and school is starting soon. The kids forced to return will be dodging bullets again before too long.

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@VTMattyP2 @M2Madness @Lathenerd @morningmika @realDonaldTrump The heathens kept crying “Wear a mask!”

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@flea333 @louisvirtel You go girl

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@allthatmattis @flea333 @RHCPchad @ChiliPeppers Now you can never take them off.

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@WCrofoot @realDonaldTrump @EddieRispone I see what you did there

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

@realDonaldTrump You are so close to “you’re goddamn right I order the code red.”

Come on. Finish telling us. Finish telling us all the times you asked a foreign country to help you win an election. Come on. You’re a big strong man, right? Don’t be such wuss.

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@HillaryClinton

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@TruthPreserver @realDonaldTrump No, not guilty either. We got no indication either way.

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@MSNBC @HardballChris But I always knew. Hillary told us. And I believed her the first time she said it.

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@RogueSNRadvisor

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[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@Fahrenthold @Lawrence @realDonaldTrump Well, if by "$1M" he means "$130K", and by "veterans" he means "porn star", then yeah.

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@FLOTUS @seanspicer You do? You are?

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Democrats elected 8 new scientists during the midterms, Republicans elected 3 felons and a dead pimp.

[Susan Stutzman @SusanWinsStutz]

@realDonaldTrump I'm fucking exhausted from all this winning, man.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Yo, baby d, ya been noticing the moving tributes to the great American hero John McCain that have been tearfully and proudly pouring in from across the universe? You can wake up every day and be absolutely certain no one will say anything close to that when you go.