Suzanne Ibrahim

I'm half egyptian but I'm in denial..not just a river in egypt you know ;)

[Suzanne Ibrahim @SuzanneIbrahim]

@RossHaynes92 Glad to see you’re keeping my expressions alive Ross 🙌🏼

[Suzanne Ibrahim @SuzanneIbrahim]

@TfLRail more like Tfl Fail #useless

[Mark-Francis @MarkVandelli]

I'd like to see people who feed pigeons jailed

[Suzanne Ibrahim @SuzanneIbrahim]

One more day of work then it's holibobs tiiiiime 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Suzanne Ibrahim @SuzanneIbrahim]

Last niiiiiight 👯👯

[Suzanne Ibrahim @SuzanneIbrahim]

Roasting like a potato right now

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I might have a lie in tomorrow" - Translation: I'm going to be wide awake at the usual time but with my eyes closed

[Suzanne Ibrahim @SuzanneIbrahim]

@billyjatkins omg as if you did this 😂😂😂😂😂 I was like hang on, I know her 😂

[Only Way is Essex @OnlyWayIsEssex]

Santa (@JamesBennewith) arrived in Essex early this year with gifts for the #TOWIE boys & girls, but who's been naughty and who's been nice?

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Another legend leaves us. Sad news as the amazing George Michael passes away peacefully on Xmas day. Thank you for the music #georgemichael

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

#BoxingDay breakfast:
Turkey, bit of ham, one pig in blanket, cold roast potato, what you assume is mash, cheese, half a parsnip, chocolate

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Questions answered with "it's Christmas":
How are you still hungry?
Did you open this?
Where's the gin gone?
Do we need so much cheese?

[Stvn Smth @Standard_Steven]

Well, what we've found out today is that vegans snort their coke with a ten pound note.

[Suzanne Ibrahim @SuzanneIbrahim]

@RossHaynes92 punditry, cracking word!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

365-day weather forecast

[Suzanne Ibrahim @SuzanneIbrahim]

Enjoying the scenic views whilst en route to Leeds for bank holibobs 🚊