Suzanne

Your friendly(ish) airport bartender.

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@MTheePony Meagan, you're hot as fuck

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@MTheePony Considering everything that's happened? It's definitely a suggestion. Have we considering a bubble suit?

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@Killer_Frogs I've given up on this season

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@BigGreenGribbly @Iminaesthetic_ Magilumiere is so fun imo

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@Iminaesthetic_ Magilumiere is about corporatized magical girls and not all of them are girls and they're all college grads

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@DiscussingFish Please, God. Please no.

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@MTheePony A giant air plant

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@MTheePony I'm down to go like pre-9 AM

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@MTheePony I appreciate the wishful thinking but Jesus Christ he did not get the hint at all.

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@UPS I work at DFW Airport, you could literally divert my package to where I am in Terminal A.🥲

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@GregAbbott_TX So instead of reaching out to your constituents to understand, you're just blindly saying stupid shit on Twitter. This is why people call you Sitler.

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@RepBrandonGill you're an embarrassment to your state and constituents

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I can't wait to see the self-victimization narrative of the dude who wouldn't shut up and hit kicked out of the state of the union address.

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@KenPaxtonTX you deserve to be cyber bullied.

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE NOW: NASA science is landing on the Moon aboard @Int_Machines’ uncrewed Nova-C lander, named Odysseus.

This is the first time an American commercial lunar lander has made it to orbit around the Moon. https://t.co/Tosd9y9yxi

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

Having a US flag in the shape of the continental US is a violation of the flag code. Ijs.

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

Hello Fresh gentrified Shepherd's Pie.

[Landon Thomas @sixfivelando]

Knock Knock…

- Who’s there?

Astro…

- Astro who?

Astronaut going to the World Series.

#GoAndTakeIt

[Suzanne @SuzyQandA]

@Braggin_Swaggin @DallasTexasTV Hold up so what happened to the rest of his stuff?