If you are a CEO or CFO, reach out to me and let me analyze the costs in your business. Not necessarily the big ones - every day we find hundreds of thousands of dollars of trapped cash flow for businesses they did not even know they have.
I canceled Microsoft Office because I was tired of increasing subscription costs. Well, Microsoft won't allow that. I am unable to work in any of my Microsoft Office documents, unless I sign-up again. If you don't have it, DON'T GET IT. Microsoft Office is ransomware.
Passenger: “My $5,000 camera is missing.”
Airline Agent: “Was it inside your checked suitcase?”
Passenger: “Yes.”
The agent looked up from the computer.
Agent: “You checked a $5,000 camera?”
Passenger: “Yes. I also paid for the additional baggage protection.”
Agent: “We’ll need to review the claim.”
Passenger: “Review what? The camera is gone.”
Agent: “We need to determine what happened and what coverage applies.”
Passenger: “I paid extra specifically because the camera was expensive.”
Agent: “Additional protection doesn’t necessarily mean every item is covered under every circumstance.”
Passenger: “Then why did you sell it to me?”
Jimmy Fallon used to be the funny, stay-in-his-lane guy.
Now he’s just Kimmel with better lighting.
Sophie Cunningham said it straight: When you’ve worked your whole life to build something and some guy behind a desk turns it into a joke for ratings, America deserves better.
Time to turn the TV off.
Beef prices aren't up becuase of tariffs you moron. They are up because:
1. 4 meatpackers have consolidated the entire industry and are currently under investigation for price fixing.
2. Cattle herds are at record lows because of leftist policy for the past 10 years intentionally trying to destroy the meat industry to prevent climate change.
3. We imported 40 million people in the past 4 years that are all subsudized by the government to buy beef from walmart.
This is all well known and the American left has been public about this for years. A temporary waver of tariffs on foreign beef to bring prices down during midterm elections is not proof that tariffs are bad or that the current situation is caused by tariffs.
7-8 handicap is the absolute worst spot to be in Golf. Been in a tireless cycle where it doesn’t matter how good or bad I play I’m shooting in the 80’s