When I'm President, the @DOGE douches may apply to participate in the #DOGE boxing tournament where the winner will receive the only partial immunity deal as all will face criminal charges.
To apply, the DOGE douches will submit an essay explaining why they feel their behavior was worst than the others.
The worst 8 will be chosen.
#SweetLouForPresident
@LoneStarLegendX When i'm President, clarence thomas will be arrested for corruption and kavanaugh will be impeached for undermining the constitution.
We will then have 13 justices, 1 for each district like the supreme court was originally designed to do.
@KatieMiller When I'm President, I will arrest @StephenM on a number of charges including being an accessory to murder.
Katie Miller will face a lawsuit for stealing housing from our military.
@glangley When I'm President, we will have 2 government cars with 4 dash cams facing front/back/sides and 4 agents following Garrett and livestreaming his every move in and outside of his car.
#sweetlouforpresident
@SecMullinDHS When I'm President, Markwayne Mullin will be arrested as an accessory to at least 2 murders.
He will also be charged with treason and trying to destroy the U.S. Constitution.
He will be detained in Gitmo as he awaits his fair trial.
@ICEgov@HSI_HQ When I'm President, I'm going to fire every #ICE field agent and replace them with human beings.
The new agents at the newly named 'FICE' number one priority will be to arrest every single former ICE agent.
Your concentration camps will be converted into jails for you nazis.