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User has been left to rot in a hole

[Charli @charli_xcx]

bladee best lyricist of all time and @itsthedare also agrees so yeah !

[jackalam @jackalam__]

reading in bed naked as fuck and felt myself drifting off so i used my penis as a bookmark

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

"mark carney" is such a powerful name because it contains a basic human conflict. its like being named "toddler pitbull"

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

how did people just find about sysco this past year? did no one work in restaurants before? they thought they had a pastry chef in the back at applebees making fresh lava cakes every night?

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

the existence of esex implies the existence of offline, physical sex.

[Georges St-Pierre @GeorgesStPierre]

Even with all my training, I couldn’t beat an alpha chimpanzee in a fight. Nature is on another level.

[Belal Muhammad @bullyb170]

The person celebrating kids dying and is saying I’m not a good person? ..a parent That can watch kids suffer and give excuses for it and look for reasons to justify it is the worst type of person in the world it’s not human .. the gold belt that I held has Palestinian colors on it and it’ll be there forever a Palestinian won ufc gold and you have to live with it ..I know that angers you

[wint @dril]

@AGDugin Respectfully sir; this aint it. Me, my Anglo-Zambian wife, our sons, and all my fat little boyfriends, have mastered Telekinesis, only by watching The Pitt. Only by becoming Asian Chinese.

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

do you understand what just happened to your computer..

Google Chrome secretly downloaded a 4GB AI model onto your device. Without asking.. Without telling you..

It's called weights.bin. It lives deep in your system folders. It powers Gemini Nano - Google's on-device AI.

And if you delete it? Chrome re-downloads it automatically. Like nothing happened.

Just Google deciding your hard drive is their storage unit.

At 1 billion Chrome users - that's 4 BILLION gigabytes of data pushed silently across the internet.

The carbon footprint alone equals tens of thousands of cars running for a year.

Check your disk right now:
📁 %LOCALAPPDATA%\Google\Chrome\User Data\OptGuideOnDeviceModel

To stop it: chrome://flags → disable Optimization Guide On Device Model → restart Chrome → delete the folder.

Reshare so people know what's sitting on their computers.

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

This is *insane.* Even if you are too tired to follow the news you have to understand this. The Louisiana governor has *suspended an active congressional election with 42k votes already cast* — it's insane.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

people’s memories are so bad they can’t even remember the time before the trans culture war. literally no one cared. republicans didnt care. it wasn’t a concern until they had to make something up to make you angry and stupid. we have hard proof that it’s a hoax but no one cares

[Brandon Zicha @ProfBZZZ]

A student today at my elite university admitted to me today that she took a class so she could work on reading for more than 20 minutes at a time. She can't read. She mainly skims and summarizes, she says and still gets A's.

This student is, by professional standards, illiterate. Gonna have high GPA when she graduates.

This conversation was had after 6 of 22 students dropped my course because the maximum reading per week in one week was over 100 pages.

What people aren't grasping is that this is literally *dangerous*. These people are going to be come doctors, engineers, etc. They are - by any metric - vastly less capable than prior generations. These effects are cumulative over a lifetime.

This grade inflation is part of the problem, but not even close to the entirety. And the problem obviously starts in K-12.

Students don't know history because, you can't actually become historically literate on the advice of 'never assign more than 30 pages a week'. You can't develop any of the skills that came with literacy. This is, quite honestly, a civilizational catastrophe.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Guys in the comment section of Steely Dan songs on YouTube love to tell you their dad died

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

It’s good that there will be some definitive moment when my society crumbles, at which point I will build lean muscle and become a Rambo-like resistance figure. I can keep eating Pringles and losing money in the meantime. My basis of operations will be a beautiful cave

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

No one talks about how hard it is being a bad person Like i have all of this guilt and remorse for my wrongdoings