kelly renee

23. Clothes maker. Barista. Witch. Art historian. Flower lover.

[Variety @Variety]

No female directors were nominated for #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/BSoUuLpSBu

[kelly renee @SwellKelll]

@_addisonflowers I feel this feel real deep.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

i want a boyfriend but only so someone will get annoyed at how messy my car is and just clean it for me

[kelly renee @SwellKelll]

@AshBell95 we stan

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

My husband & I are going out to dinner as soon as our game of “I don’t care where we go, where do you want to go?” is over.

[kelly renee @SwellKelll]

Fergie definitely led me to believe that in adulthood men would be buying me many expensive jeans for "my humps" and let me tell you, I am nearly 2 years into a relationships and my boyfriend has yet to offer up jeans.

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

Abortion must be safe, legal, and accessible. Period.

[xoch 🌱 @h0echeee]

If you believe women shouldn’t have the right to an abortion than block me right fucking now because I can’t have dumb bitches follow me.

[Julicorn @ChicksRule]

Mary *cleaning up Jesus‘ room*: ugh, always doing the lord‘s work

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

*maintains eye contact as I dunk my doughnut in your coffee*

[kelly renee @SwellKelll]

@PODUNK_PRLMENT I feel this a little too deeply

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Men who don’t eat pussy are not getting into heaven

[Pasta Fazool @chrisdowning]

I want a piñata filled with warm pasta.

[horace @gayandold]

The Roman soldiers that crucified Jesus seeing him walk out his tomb on Easter Sunday

[kelly renee @SwellKelll]

@PODUNK_PRLMENT You right. 😕

[kelly renee @SwellKelll]

Hold these officers accountable.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

15 yr old Black boy, Lucca picked up a cell phone that fell out of the pocket of a Black boy who was being arrested. In response @browardsheriff officers Christopher Krickovich & Greg LaCerra pepper sprayed, brutally beat, and arrested him.

He broke no laws.

#JusticeForLucca

[Julicorn @ChicksRule]

Jesus: 🎶 coming out of my tomb and I‘ve been doing just fine 🎶

Peter: Jeez

Jesus: 🎶 gotta gotta rise up because my dad is god 🎶

Peter: dude no

Jesus: 🎶 ’CAUSE I’M MR. CHRISTGUY 🎶

[kelly renee @SwellKelll]

The full moon is at 5:30am tomorrow morning so I take that as I get to celebrate tonight and tomorrow night 💁‍♀️

[kelly renee @SwellKelll]

Africa by Toto was playing at the gym so obviously I lipsang it to my boyfriend from the other side of the gym. He made eye contact then ignored it and to be honest, it was almost the end of our relationship.